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Women's Only Flaw (dipss pay attention)
| Fri, 10-29-2004 - 7:56pm |
THE ONE FLAW IN WOMEN
>>
>> By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of
>> working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending
>> so much time on this one?"
>>
>> And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
>>
>> She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable
>> parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
>> have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure
>> anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do
> everything with only two hands.
>>
>> The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No
>> way!
>>
>> And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one
>> day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.
>>
>> " But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
>> creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself
> when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
>>
>> The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her
>> so soft, Lord."
>>
>> "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You
>> have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
>>
>> "Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
>>
>> The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be
>> able to
>> reason and negotiate."
>>
>> The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the
>> woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I
>> told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
>>
>> "That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
>>
>> "What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
>>
>> The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her
>> sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her
>> pride."
>>
>> The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of
>> everything! Woman is truly amazing."
>>
>> And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men.
>>
>> They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness,
>> love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when
>> they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
>>
>> They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They
> don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better
>> solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a
>> frightened friend.
>>
>> They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and
>> cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear
>> about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies.
>> They grieve at the loss
>> of a family member yet they are strong when they think there is no
> strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
>>
>> Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
>>
>> They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they
>> care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep
>> turning.
>>
>> They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideals.
>> They give
>> moral support to their family and friends.
>>
>> Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
>>
>> HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
>>
>> IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
>>
>> By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of
>> working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending
>> so much time on this one?"
>>
>> And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
>>
>> She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable
>> parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
>> have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure
>> anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do
> everything with only two hands.
>>
>> The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No
>> way!
>>
>> And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one
>> day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.
>>
>> " But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
>> creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself
> when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
>>
>> The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her
>> so soft, Lord."
>>
>> "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You
>> have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
>>
>> "Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
>>
>> The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be
>> able to
>> reason and negotiate."
>>
>> The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the
>> woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I
>> told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
>>
>> "That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
>>
>> "What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
>>
>> The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her
>> sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her
>> pride."
>>
>> The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of
>> everything! Woman is truly amazing."
>>
>> And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men.
>>
>> They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness,
>> love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when
>> they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
>>
>> They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They
> don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better
>> solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a
>> frightened friend.
>>
>> They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and
>> cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear
>> about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies.
>> They grieve at the loss
>> of a family member yet they are strong when they think there is no
> strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
>>
>> Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
>>
>> They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they
>> care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep
>> turning.
>>
>> They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideals.
>> They give
>> moral support to their family and friends.
>>
>> Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
>>
>> HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
>>
>> IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
>> pass this along to all your women friends and relatives to remind
>> them just how amazing they are.

You really are an amazing woman. I of course read this and got teary eyed. Especially the last line.
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That is very true. We do. Too often than not.
I paid close attention. I thank you for sharing.
I sometimes wish that I had the priviledge of knowing you personally. I know we would be great friends.
xoxo!!
Dipss
Hello Maybe,
That was truly amazing, If men knew how easy they had it, They wouldnt complain now would they. Made me extremely emotional.
Thank You....
Hugs, Hope you are doing well.
Ladybug
in love with a married man
he says he loves me only, i'm the one who brings him joy
but would it be different if he found another toy
for years we've been together we've lived through thick and thin
a man who opened up his heart and finally let me in
my life on earth was lonely before he came along
he brought me love and laughter even though it was so wrong
i don't know why i love him so except to say he's mine
as near as any man can be with a wife on the other line
he thinks she knows nothing but us women always know
it's that womans' instinct and the pain begins to grow
if he could be just mine alone without her presence always near
would i ever totally believe the words of love i hear
when he'd go to work each day and leave me home to ponder
whether to believe him now would this heart start to wonder
sometimes i wish i didn't love this man so i could go on with my life
never have to feel the pain when he goes home to his wife
together in our hearts we are with understanding and love
we sincerely care for each other though not sanctioned from above
perhaps if we could start over in another place, another time
our love could be blessed by god i'd be his and he'd be mine
part of me wants to make him go and part wants him to stay
someday we'll have to break it off and each go our own way
for he wont break the ties that bind the chain that holds him so
she wont let go no matter what ....or is it him that wont let go?