Camouflage when in public

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Registered: 08-25-2007
Camouflage when in public
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Fri, 08-22-2008 - 8:43pm

Having been in this A for over 19 mos, I decided to share some of my "camouflage" tricks when you are meeting AP in a public place:

1) Dress conservatively. Leave off the clubwear for truly private places...hotel, deserted road, etc. I often wear gym clothes, just another nice middle class lady going to work out. And yoga pants with a fitted top IS hot looking...BUT do wear some sexy stuff underneath the Tommy Hilfiger polo shirt or the business suit (goes for men as well as women).

2) NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO PDAs (Public Displays of Affection)....NEVER! My AP did grab me in the parking lot of the local NoTell Motel at 2am once---but that is still risky. In fact, walking about 20 feet apart when entering ANY building is an excellent idea for secret lovers. Even better, arrive and depart thru separate doors.

3) Wear a hat. Bundle up in winter. Keep your face averted in a neutral direction. Look down alot. Only do this when, as I said, you must walk or be seen in public...even if it is only to enter the hotel together. Also, sunglasses....and a wig (just joking about the wig).

4) Never look too happy to be together. Avoid eye contact. Friendly, but not familiar if at a social gathering. Don't dance too close. Or too often. Unless, of course, you are truly at a private club or gathering---like a convention of Adulterers. Then it is OK.

5) NO PDAS!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh...sorry, already said that.

But seriously...keep hands to self. You might be able to explain your being together, just walking or something, but being seen together in an iron embrace, panting with lips locked and his hand on your behind---mmm, might be a bit hard to explain.

BTW, need to take some of my advice, as most of you probably guess...any other ideas out there...have fun!

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Registered: 04-21-2008
Sat, 08-23-2008 - 8:37am



Edited 9/13/2008 7:42 am ET by patycak


Edited 3/29/2009 9:04 pm ET by patycak