How close did you come to getting busted

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Registered: 04-23-2004
How close did you come to getting busted
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Wed, 05-12-2004 - 6:09pm
I am sure there are many "close calls" out there where an encounter almost turned tragic for all parties involved. After all, we are constantly walking on egg shells when in this type of R. How well do you plan your trysts? Do you cover most/all of the lookout points? Have you ever come so close that your hearbeat exceeded a healthly rate?

Once when my MM man and I were doing it at the office (yeah, where the dastardly deed began), we heard someone come in the door downstairs. Now mind you, NO ONE was supposed to return to work that day so we thought we were safe. Here we are on the "futon" he had purchased 3 months into our A (that he hides on the otherside of the bldg)and we heard footsteps on the stairs. Both completely nude, he quickly dresses (his shirtales not tucked in) and walks out the door to meet intruder (at the time that's what this guy was to me :) and corners him in the stairwell, grunting and sweating (gee, wonder why?), telling him that he was throwing out all the old computer stuff in the other room (which was located directly across from his office.) In the meantime, I am rolling up the futon (not an easy task) shoving it under the desk, and then proceeding to the closet....half dressed. My MM is a brilliant man and his "kill or be killed" instincts kicked in before I could even think. To come up with a cover like than in a matter of 2 minutes was mind boggling. So, this electician, who had stopped by the office to use the upstairs computer on a person matter, was decoyed into the other room because hey, the boss asked him to help out. While they hauled downstairs some boxes, I dragged the "futon" into the other room, snuck quietly to the otherside of the warehouse (IT"S ALL CONNECTED upstairs)and returned to my downstairs desk.

Now for the unbeliebable part. After the "Intruder" left, my MM begged me to finish what we had started. "ARE YOU KIDDING?" I Asked. "Right now my heart is still in my throat so I am not quite sure where the other parts of my body shifted to." He laughed, and I said, "See you in the morning. I need a drink!"

Anyone else care to share? I'm sure there are some doozies out there.

T.

**Terri**

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Registered: 05-02-2004
Wed, 05-12-2004 - 7:33pm
FINALLY, A DISCUSSION I CAN COMMENT ON. I WAS AT WORK AND MY MM AND I WERE FOOLING AROUND BY THE "LOCKED" FRONT DOOR. EVERYONE HAD GONE SO WE STOLE A FEW INTIMATE MINUTES, WHICH INCLUDED SOME UNDRESSING. SUDDENLY WE HEARD A KNOCKING AND I YELLED OUT, "WHO IS IT?" I HOPED TO GOD IT WASN'T SOMEONE WHO HAD A KEY (BUT REALIZING THAT IF THEY DID, THEY WOULDN'T BE KNOCKING)."I HAVE YOUR MAIL" THIS MEEK LITTLE VOICE SAID. MM AND I BOTHED MOUTHED "OH SH**" BECAUSE THE MAIL ALWAYS COMES AROUND 11:30 AM AND NOW IT WAS 3:30 PM. VERY RARELY DOES A SUBSTITUTE POSTAL WORKER DELIVER MAIL, BUT I HAD TOTALLY FORGOTTEN THAT THE MAIL HADN'T COME YET. GROVELING FOR OUR CLOTHES I SUDDENLY BLURTED OUT, "SORRY, THE DOOR HAS BEEN STICKING LATELY, COULD YOU PLEASE JUST LEAVE IT ON THE FLOOR?" I HEARD A SNICKER AND THEN SILENCE. SHE KNEW....SHE HAD TO SENSE SOMETHING BECAUSE WE WERE GIGGLING LIKE TEENAGERS.

 

 

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Registered: 05-05-2004
Wed, 05-12-2004 - 11:07pm
here ya go!.... we had spent the day at a marina and drank our selves silly. we needed to get down to business so we went to my office. my office doors are very thin and there are only 30 people in my building so we all know each other. so it is about 10 pm and we go into my personal office. we are naked and getting busy! then there is a knock on the door. i give my MM the be quiet sign. i can actually see feet under my door and can hear someone ask "you ok in there?" i was trying so hard not to laugh and get my clothes on that i fell and yelled "ohhh sh*t"!!! i recognize the voice so i tell him hang on a second. I open the door and my MM hides behind the door so he can't see in the room. I walk out of my office and walk into the other guys office. He then says to me "all he wanted to know was if you wanted a beer but it looks like you need two!" i went back in my office with two beers! both of these guys know each other so we had to stay in that office for two hours! i wanted to die!
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Registered: 04-01-2004
Thu, 05-13-2004 - 12:46am
The closest I came to getting caught was one day MM and I were together

and we decided to run some errands ---

We had what we thought everyone accounted for ---

We went to one store but didn't buy anything - and when we exited I saw my H's

car parked in the parking lot -

In my most monotone voice I say to MM --- that's my car

He says...shut up !!!

and we quickly get into MM's car and leave to the far end of the lot to calm down

because really it was scary -

I call my H on his cell and I casually ask him what he's up to and yep

there he was in the same store we just walked out of ---

- lesson learned -

luckily he didn't see me or it could have gone bad fast

K

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Registered: 04-23-2004
Thu, 05-13-2004 - 7:46am
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Thanks for a good laugh. Made my morning coffee taste even better.

T.

**Terri**

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Registered: 05-05-2004
Thu, 05-13-2004 - 8:08am
Good Morning T. no problem on the laugh.... Most of my life is filled with those little moments! I laugh all the time at the things that happen to me!

A sense of humor gets me thru!

Saag

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Registered: 03-15-2004
Thu, 05-13-2004 - 8:12am
OM and I regularly met at a small town park connected to a library. Kind of secluded little area. He drives a van with shades on all the windows (the Love Palace) so I'm pretty sure nobody has ever actually seen anything going on. Well one day I noticed a police car drive past but didn't think much about it. For some reason on that particular day OM and I moved to sit in the two center seats but we did not fool around as we had during each and every other encounter. Therefore when the cop knocked on the side door and we opened it there we both sat, shirts fully tucked in, shoes all tied up, simply looking like two people meeting for lunch. He commented that somebody said they seen us fooling around. Hmmmm Officer I can't imagine that!

Oy!!

Elf

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Registered: 04-23-2004
Thu, 05-13-2004 - 10:07am
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Interesting in that I find being a little psychic has saved me many embarrassing moments if not sheer humiliation. I get this feeling that something is just not right, and then change my game plan. Hasn't failed me yet. I think we all need to listen to that inner voice more often. Thanks for sharing your story. T.

**Terri**

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Registered: 04-19-2004
Thu, 05-13-2004 - 2:19pm
Ok, well, I'm worried about my MM today so this thread gave me something to laugh about and lifted my spirits...

Not exactly a nearly-busted story, but anyhow:

My OMM is a very funny guy and he loves to laugh at ME and embarass me as much as possible. One day we were in a restaurant near his work and we were talking about commercials. I said, "hey! they've got a goofy ad on the radio now about the brand of condoms I buy for you" (Trojan Magnum, it's a large-size brand *blush*). He says, "do it!" I say, "do what?" He says, "do the ad for me!" I say, "no, I can't, not here, shut up!" But he keeps bugging me to recount this radio ad. So I try. But I'm laughing and embarassed and all I can manage to say, is, in a squeaky laughing voice: "HEY, BIG ZUCCHINI MAN!"

So he laughs and we keep on chatting about this and that. And then as we're almost out the door, he turns me around discreetly and says "do you see that table of four, over there?" (next to where we were sitting). I nod. Then he says, "I know all of those guys..."

He's a huge idiot. :)