I know why I cheat.....

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Thu, 12-18-2003 - 10:18am
Because I'm married to a MORON! Enough said:):) Needed to Vent this morning, Thanks! NMR

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Thu, 12-18-2003 - 10:22am
Hey NMR--I feel your pain, and until same-sex marriags are legal, I'd be willing to bet that most married women would agree with you!
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Thu, 12-18-2003 - 10:25am
OMG, It's so nice to hear from you! Are you still on IM? I have to step out for a few minutes. If you can wait about 10 minutes and buzz me. I'd love to catch up! NMR
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Thu, 12-18-2003 - 11:11am
okay, nmr, what did he do now?!

do you want me to beat the "holiday cheer" into him for ya?!

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Thu, 12-18-2003 - 11:28am
First of all he's breathing and second he's jewish! LOL, NMR
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Thu, 12-18-2003 - 11:32am
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Edited 3/10/2004 3:54 pm ET ET by geek_chic
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Thu, 12-18-2003 - 11:41am
OK, geek! DOn't get your panties in a bunch! No, I cheat on him because he's a moron and he's cheap:) I'm doing something right now but I'll give you and gurl the entire scoop in a few minutes. NMR
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Thu, 12-18-2003 - 11:46am
nmr - get done whatever it is you're supposed to be doing and get back on this board!

gc - girl you are too funny - "do you cheat because he's jewish?" i'd said nmr cheats in spite of H being jewish!

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Thu, 12-18-2003 - 12:05pm
Ok, my H and I were having a conversation about Christmas and the fact that we're not going to exchange gifts this year. Mostly due to the fact that he just purchased a very very expensive car for himself (he has 3 other cars) and we're going on a long trip in January. He started whining and I said well what were you planning to get for me and he said, "Hey, I just bought you that cheese tray from Costco". The dam thing was 24.00! I lost it! I told him, "You have some nerve"! and so on...... He's just one of these people that always thinks of himself and what's in it for him. I'm the type that I spend all my time and energy on others.
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Thu, 12-18-2003 - 12:21pm
Isn't there an emoticon for "disgusted"?! What are you, some kind of gold-digger?! That cheese tray wasn't enough to show you how much you mean to him? Why, you should be using it to serve him the finest Limburger in the back of his fancy new car. Oops, I seem to have dropped a huge hunk of it behind the seat and I'll forget it's there for the next five months!

Know something funny? SG is a cheap bastard too (but he donates a ton of money-- what the?!), and that's how I know I would not want to be married to him!

Jeez, he could have gotten you a pair of nice gloves or some little token gift to exchange on Xmas day (but if you have a Jewish home, I don't see the point in doing Xmas. Or is it just that *he* is Jewish?). I would have rather not heard anything from him and unwrapped a candy bar from the impulse buy rack at the grocery store Xmas morning than to have him say that!

So he was whining because of the news that *you* weren't giving anything to *him*?

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Thu, 12-18-2003 - 12:27pm
nmr, you're married to the man, so you know he's all about himself, so i'd get the credit card and go shopping and buy whatever i wanted, have everything wrapped at the store, bring all of it home and pile it up wherever, under the tree, if you have one, and bring H into the room, point to the pile and say "all of that is from you to me, thanks!" and walk away..... laughing!

but, then, that's just me!

gurl

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