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| Mon, 04-26-2004 - 2:06pm |
Evening classes for men. Starting this month!!
Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept
a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and get a
discount on registration.
HOW TO FILL ICE-CUBE TRAYS. Step by step with slide presentation.
TOILET PAPER: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion.
THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY BASKET AND THE FLOOR.
Practicing with hamper. Pictures and graphics.
THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE AND
FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among panel
of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY: LOSING THE REMOTE CONTROL TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT
OTHER. Help line and support groups.
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE
INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. Open
forum.
HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH. PowerPoint presentation.
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST. Real-life testimonial from the one
man who did.
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL
PARKS? Driving simulation.
LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND
YOUR WIFE. Online class and role-playing.
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION. Relaxation exercises, meditation
and breathing techniques.
REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND
CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE. Bring your calendar or PDA to class.
GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING TO LIV E WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME. Individual
counselors available

The two classes I may need to take would be the one about giving up the remote and the one about being wrong. I have yet to accept those fates. :)
And I will never admit I'm wrong or give up the remote! Never!! LOL