A little man humor! Sorry guy's!

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A little man humor! Sorry guy's!
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Mon, 04-26-2004 - 2:06pm
Nothing personal:) Lv Ya, NMR

Evening classes for men. Starting this month!!

Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept

a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and get a

discount on registration.

HOW TO FILL ICE-CUBE TRAYS. Step by step with slide presentation.

TOILET PAPER: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion.

THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY BASKET AND THE FLOOR.

Practicing with hamper. Pictures and graphics.



THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE AND

FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among panel

of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY: LOSING THE REMOTE CONTROL TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT

OTHER. Help line and support groups.

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE

INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. Open

forum.



HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH. PowerPoint presentation.

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST. Real-life testimonial from the one

man who did.

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL

PARKS? Driving simulation.

LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND

YOUR WIFE. Online class and role-playing.



HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION. Relaxation exercises, meditation

and breathing techniques.



REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND

CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE. Bring your calendar or PDA to class.

GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING TO LIV E WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME. Individual

counselors available

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Mon, 04-26-2004 - 2:10pm
These are good NMR. I have to say I'm already a graduate of most of those courses though...lol Yes, it's true, I fill ice cube trays (although I have an icemaker now), replace the toilet paper, put my dirty clothes in the hamper, place my dishes in the dishwasher, never scream when I lose something, love to give flowers (or other gifts) to the one I love, ask for directions when necessary, love to shop with IS and would never forget her birthday.

The two classes I may need to take would be the one about giving up the remote and the one about being wrong. I have yet to accept those fates. :)

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Mon, 04-26-2004 - 2:15pm
Ok, I know I said I would never get married again but what do you say, Wanna give it a try? I'm a strong willed woman so I'm certain we can fix those last 2 issues you're dealing with:):) LOL! NMR
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Mon, 04-26-2004 - 2:27pm
LOL...your offer is very flattering NMR, but of course I plan to take my toilet paper-replacing skills to a marriage with IS someday. Plus I wouldn't want to hinder your ability to collect that alimony. :) :)

And I will never admit I'm wrong or give up the remote! Never!! LOL

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Mon, 04-26-2004 - 2:29pm
Well OK then! I guess I'll just have to deal with the alimony:):) I'm ready to go shopping already! NMR
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Registered: 04-16-2004
Mon, 04-26-2004 - 3:50pm
I've got my credit card and a little cash, NMR......I NEED some shopping therapy today!

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