LOL, Here's the story

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LOL, Here's the story
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Fri, 11-21-2003 - 2:43pm
OK, you know I stop by MM's office several times a week. He closed down his other practice so I have to goto his other location .Sorry, girls I have to leave a few details out. OK, I need to set the stage: There is a new building under contruction next door, so there are lots of construction workers around. Most of the time I pull into his drive way but sometimes I have to park in the street. They love to watch me walk up the walk and there are always a few catcalls. MM gets a kick out of it. Anyway, He has this Giant recliner that he loves. This particular day I walk in and he is sitting in his chair watching porn. So I walk over to him drop to my knees and start doing my thing

tee heehee..... After a few minutes, he decided he wants me on my knees on his examining table. Well, I oblige:) We are getting pretty loud and all of a sudden we are both about to explode, the frigid phone rings and we hear someone sneezed right out side the window all at the same time. So we try to ignore what's going on around us, at the point we don't give a S*&^T who's listening or calling. So anyway, we're cumming together and his wife's voice comes on the answering machine. We are laughing our Asses off because there was no way we were going to waste that build up. LOL, NMR

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Fri, 11-21-2003 - 9:50pm
OMG!! I love this thread!! More, more, more!!!
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Sun, 11-23-2003 - 7:05pm
OM and I were staying at a friend's place. We had been friends for three years and had only started getting physical a couple weeks before. He was moving away and this was our last chance to be together before he left. As luck would have it, we ended up sharing a room with double bunk beds. OM, other friends and I were celebrating (read drinking) and stayed up very late. By the time we all headed to bed the friends were out like a light. Up until this point we had only kissed and fondled each other but through our emails we had talked about what we wanted to do with each other.

He closed the door on his way in the room and immediately began to undress me. Thankfully the lights were out because I was so nervous/scared to begin with that I don't think I could have handled there being a light on. He guided me onto the bed and crawled in with me on the bottom bunk. Being as nervous as I was I totally forgot to take my glasses off and when we started to kiss he asked me why I still had my glasses on. I took them off and then had to reach across him to put them on the night stand. As I did he pulled me on top of him and that was it. We couldn't wait. It was fast and furious - lol - and I was afraid that he was making too much noise so I had my hand over his mouth trying to keep him quiet. After we were done we layed there and giggled like kids about how I almost smothered him. He still teases me about that. It wasn't exactly what I had in mind for my first time with him but we were both so worked up that we couldn't wait. Between keeping him quiet and banging my head on the top bunk it was quite a comedy of errors.

He climbed up on the top bunk for the night in case anyone came in to wake us up in the morning but when everyone was still sound asleep in the morning, we took advantage of the privacy and took things a little slower. I've always wanted to share this story with someone because of the hilarity of the situation. Maybe you just had to be there to find the humor in it though.

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Mon, 11-24-2003 - 8:52am
This thread rocks! Good stories!

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Mon, 11-24-2003 - 9:25am
hey lda -- i can identify with your story, although the same thing happened with my current BF (together 10+ years), not MM.

i met BFm at the beach on the first night of my first girls' weekend ever. we talked, danced, had a dinner date, etc. for three nights. when i was leaving on sunday, i stopped by the house where he was staying with 6 of his guy friends to say goodbye. the guys were shooting bb guns in the backyard so we decided to go into his bedroom to have more privacy. one thing led to another and even though we had discussed holding off on the sex, we were making out so much that both of us were soooo ready to have sex, so we did the deed.

BF and i tried to be quiet just in case any of the guys came back into the house, but not quite succeeding. after a little talk and cuddling, we got dressed and came out of the bedroom to a resounding round of applause and cheers. the guys were all lined up down the hall outside the room, listening the entire time!

all those guys are still part of our crowd (but not MM, thank god, he came into the group a few years later!) and we haven't lived that episode down yet!!


gurl

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Mon, 11-24-2003 - 12:57pm
OMG - I just HAVE to tell you guys about last night, since we're in the spirit of sharing stories here!

Not long ago, OM and I became exclusive. I left my H and am now blissfully happy with the man of my dreams - just to get you all on the same page.

I now live with a roommate (who happens to be male) in a TINY little house near my job. Well, OM stays the weekends with me and goes back to work on the road on Mondays. OM and the roommate get along great - so no problems there.

Anyway, last night OM and I turned on a porn movie in our bedroom and got a little excited. Sometimes we forget that my roommate is just upstairs. The walls are paper thin, so you can hear the other rooms perfectly clear. We TRY to be quiet, but ya know. Stuff happens. We were making all kinds of noise, banging on the walls and everything - even had a little butt slapping going on! (blush!!) Anyway, my poor roommate was having a little bathroom emergency and was standing at the top of the stairs doing the potty dance, waiting for us to finish! As soon as he heard OM make his "final call" (which he knows because he hears it every weekend about five times!), he came running downstairs and into the bathroom, which is just across the hall from my bedroom. So, OM and I are laying in the afterglow, giggling because we knew he was waiting for us to finish, meanwhile, my roommate is making all kinds of awful noises in the bathroom! OMG - what a night! I'm sitting here at my desk, still chuckling about it!

If you're thinking, "Awww, poor roommate - he has to sit by himself and listen to that every weekend!" Don't worry - when his girlfriend is visiting, I get treated to the same music!

Anyway, just wanted to share. We'll all be laughing about this for a long time!

Love,

Pheebs

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Mon, 11-24-2003 - 1:01pm
gosh phoebe that is too funny, girl!!

and good for you, you and OM are together and it sounds like you are blissfully happy. that's great!

enjoy every minute, honey.

gurl

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