On Banana Peels

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Registered: 10-31-2009
On Banana Peels
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Sat, 09-15-2012 - 2:57pm

Ever heard of a guy using a banana peel to pleasure himself?

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Registered: 12-05-2006
Tue, 09-18-2012 - 3:58pm

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

I will try it and report back.

Many years ago, McDonalds? gave out some rubberized characters (with smooth hollow innards) for the movie 'Land Before Time.' I just discovered them in my garage about a month ago when I had a garage sale and I must say that 'Little Foot' is quite the fit.

TMI? 

iVillage Member
Registered: 05-04-2006
Tue, 09-18-2012 - 5:01pm
Omg!!! Yes that was tmi. But thanks for making me laugh. Are we to infer anything from the fact that it was the "littlefoot" one that suited you??
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Registered: 12-05-2006
Tue, 09-18-2012 - 5:42pm

First off, it was Pizza Hut and you can look it up on ebay and decide for yourself.

Secondly, his willingness & cooperation more than make up for anything he might lack in size. A lesson many women would do well to learn :smileyhappy:

iVillage Member
Registered: 05-04-2006
Tue, 09-18-2012 - 6:40pm
I knew it was pizza hut. I worked there during the time of that give away. There are more than a few men who could stand to learn the lessons you speak of as well. If I recall the littlefoot toy was the largest one in the set. He was a brontosaurus if I remember correctly
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Registered: 12-05-2006
Tue, 09-18-2012 - 6:44pm

Small world, eh?

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Registered: 02-02-2004
Tue, 09-18-2012 - 7:43pm
I guess I am a meat and potatoes guy. Been masturbating several times a week if not daily for 35 years. Never used anything but my hand, and never had any complaints.

No interest in trying the banana peel. Seems like it would be messy.

When you see it coming, duck!

iVillage Member
Registered: 12-05-2006
Tue, 09-18-2012 - 10:24pm

Good guess hold.

About the messiest sex I've ever had. Excellent lubricant though.

Fun, different, fragrant, need to try a bigger variety next time and I'm not sure if I can ever see a banana the same way again.

Thanks for the suggestion TG.

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Registered: 02-02-2004
Wed, 09-19-2012 - 9:02am
Funny, I never use lubricant with myself. Only when I am with Mrs. Hold. And then only a small amount to assist initial penetration. She doesn't want me to use too much lube, mostly because I am so small and if I use lots of lube she pretty much doesn't feel anything at all.

I am sure my not needing lube is related to sernsitivity, PE issues, abundant experience, etc. Just not sure how.

When you see it coming, duck!

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Registered: 02-21-2003
Wed, 09-19-2012 - 9:49am

Another hand-only, no-lube self-pleasurer here. When it comes to food, on the other hand, I'm the opposite of meat and potatoes: the more strongly flavoured and exotic the food, the better.

F.

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Registered: 10-31-2009
Wed, 09-19-2012 - 8:18pm

"Fun, different, fragrant,..."

Glad you enjoyed it! It sounded like fun to me when I heard about it, but I wasn't about to ask anybody in person. Good thing I have my iVillage friends to ask!

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