Ever heard of a guy using a banana peel to pleasure himself?
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I will try it and report back.
Many years ago, McDonalds? gave out some rubberized characters (with smooth hollow innards) for the movie 'Land Before Time.' I just discovered them in my garage about a month ago when I had a garage sale and I must say that 'Little Foot' is quite the fit.
First off, it was Pizza Hut and you can look it up on ebay and decide for yourself.
Secondly, his willingness & cooperation more than make up for anything he might lack in size. A lesson many women would do well to learn
Small world, eh?
When you see it coming, duck!
Good guess hold.
About the messiest sex I've ever had. Excellent lubricant though.
Fun, different, fragrant, need to try a bigger variety next time and I'm not sure if I can ever see a banana the same way again.
Thanks for the suggestion TG.
Another hand-only, no-lube self-pleasurer here. When it comes to food, on the other hand, I'm the opposite of meat and potatoes: the more strongly flavoured and exotic the food, the better.
"Fun, different, fragrant,..."
Glad you enjoyed it! It sounded like fun to me when I heard about it, but I wasn't about to ask anybody in person. Good thing I have my iVillage friends to ask!