Just want to vent a bit

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Just want to vent a bit
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Wed, 09-22-2010 - 1:15pm

I just want to vent a bit. I’m really tired of getting up somewhere between 4 and 5:30 in the morning to go have sex in “new and interesting places”. So far, we’ve had sex in the garage, in my car, in the laundry room, and in the kitchen. The only places that I really don’t like are the car and the garage. I’m not sixteen anymore, and the only reason I was having sex in cars at that age was because I couldn’t at home in my bed. And the garage is hot, humid, and there are bugs swarming everywhere. I indulge, but wonder why having sex in our very nice, soft, comfortable California king bed is “boring”. I mean, we have a nice chaise lounge in the bedroom.

Looking at this logically, the only thing that is really changing is the scenery. The sex we are having is almost exactly the same, regardless of the surroundings. What’s so romantic about the garage, or squished into the back of my car parked in the garage? Not to mention, that the positions required in the car and the garage are not good for my back. I’ve not said anything, because I don’t want to start a fire immediately after having put one out. I’m just a touch frustrated. If I’d known that the garage was going to be so erotic, I’d have spent less on my bed .

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Registered: 09-06-2010
Sun, 09-26-2010 - 1:06am

Maybe he just thinks it's fun because you're not supposed to.






Edited 10/2/2010 5:53 pm ET by darling.carly
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Fri, 09-24-2010 - 5:34am
Maybe the convulsions would make him think it was the thoes of passion?!
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Thu, 09-23-2010 - 4:52pm

Good luck!



How sexy right, hey baby, hit me with that epi-pen



Good distraction frees us from emotional pain, bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz. ~~~ Guru Tugginmypudha
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Thu, 09-23-2010 - 4:11pm
Yes, I'm being a sport about it. And I think this is a phase that will pass given enough time. And I'll keep being a sport as long as I can see the chiropractor as needed. In the end, if it makes him happy then who am I to say no. Now, if I see a red wasp or hornet he's on his own because I'm allergic.
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Registered: 05-04-2007
Thu, 09-23-2010 - 4:02pm

OK! I get it now



Cause no, I'd be all skeeved after that & would totally run into the house if I

Good distraction frees us from emotional pain, bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz. ~~~ Guru Tugginmypudha
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Registered: 05-31-2010
Thu, 09-23-2010 - 3:49pm

I don't mind the smell so much. I too have fond memories of working on cars with my Dad in the garage.

For me it's more the heat and insects that bother me. It's not fun having sex while a spider is slowly crawling up your leg. LOL

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Registered: 05-04-2007
Thu, 09-23-2010 - 3:28pm

I love the garage smell



Not gasoline, like at the gas stations, but the old, musty, smell of oil in garages



Good distraction frees us from emotional pain, bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz. ~~~ Guru Tugginmypudha
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Thu, 09-23-2010 - 8:27am

We own an entire drawer full of toys right next to the bed. It may be that he gets different angles that change the sensations for him, but for me the sensations are about the same.

I'm not going to say anything to him, because if this makes him happy then it makes him happy.

I'm just glad I don't own bunny slippers or a fuzzy bathrobe. LOL And I'm just hoping he finds new spots inside the house when winter arrives.

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Thu, 09-23-2010 - 5:59am

"Maybe the turn-on is the yawning, straggly-haired, pasty-faced woman being hauled out in the fuzzy robe to the schlep-schlep cadence of bunny slippers as if she were a sleep-deprived POW being hauled out for yet another pre-dawn water-boarding."

...do you have a camera in my house?

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Registered: 12-06-2007
Thu, 09-23-2010 - 12:59am

...the hour is okay with me if I don't have to get up and traipse across the house to the new and different locales.



Maybe the turn-on is the yawning, straggly-haired, pasty-faced woman being hauled out in the fuzzy robe

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