Idea for you HL ladies for your LL Men

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Idea for you HL ladies for your LL Men
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Fri, 01-28-2011 - 12:10am

Men often find themselves in a place in their lives where they feel not wanted.

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Registered: 02-03-2009
Fri, 01-28-2011 - 5:32am

...I would think the real trick would be to get him inside pumping, period...

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Registered: 02-21-2003
Fri, 01-28-2011 - 7:33am

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Registered: 05-04-2006
Fri, 01-28-2011 - 8:57am
File this one in the "don't have a clue" folder. I do this to my DH all the time. It is NOT to demonstrate how much I want him inside me (since I am LL and am not all that thrilled about having him there.) It is for HIS benefit. And that being said, it does not really "speed things up" all that much.

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Registered: 05-04-2007
Fri, 01-28-2011 - 9:42am

File this one in the "don't have a clue" folder.

+1

Good distraction frees us from emotional pain, bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz. ~~~ Guru Tugginmypudha
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Registered: 05-04-2006
Fri, 01-28-2011 - 9:47am
>>Speed things up?! what a terrible idea ;-) <<

Tulips, you know the goal of anything that is keeping me awake between 2 and 4 am is to get it to go away as quickly as possible! This morning it was 4 am when he "got started." At exactly 4:27, I said "this isn't working for you, is it?" His reply: "I was enjoying it. I didn't know I was supposed to hurry up." I'm thinking "REALLY??" It just amazes me that he can be that f-in STUPID.
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Registered: 05-04-2007
Fri, 01-28-2011 - 10:57am

Me too!

Does he hear the teacher from Charlie Brown when you speak? waah waah waah, waah

What part of 4 am sounds like a good idea? "I couldn't sleep, so neither should you"

Good distraction frees us from emotional pain, bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz. ~~~ Guru Tugginmypudha
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Fri, 01-28-2011 - 12:35pm

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Registered: 12-05-2006
Fri, 01-28-2011 - 1:24pm

<< What part of 4 am sounds like a good idea? >>

I'm told there is a testosterone spike about that time so for men who have hit their peak or are on the other side, this makes sense.

When my gf leveled with her mom about our relationship one of her mom's responses was, "I bet he can only get erect in the morning?" Since my gf was being completely transparent at that point, she replied, "I don't think he's there yet cause we have sex morning, noon, and night quite often and even all three in the same day."

Haha, she said her mom's face was one of total disbelief and not so much over my claimed stamina as much as her daughter being such a sex fiend :)

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Registered: 05-04-2006
Fri, 01-28-2011 - 1:28pm
>.I'm told there is a testosterone spike about that time so for men who have hit their peak or are on the other side, this makes sense.<<

Since he doesn't go to sleep until 2am or later I do not think his testosterone cycles are the "typical" It has more to do with the fact that it's his bedtime, and he's ready, so who cares what is going on with the rest of the universe.
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Registered: 12-05-2006
Fri, 01-28-2011 - 1:40pm

I'm told police and the courts care for starters -

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