I saw this as way too funny.
Well for all the ML newbies here are the 7 stages/types of sex
.The 1st kind of Sex is called: Smurf Sex
*This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
Every 12 days would have been blinking marvellous in the Bad Old Days.
When you see it coming, duck!
I'd love to see on flipped the other way, with every space on the wheel marked "sex" and only one that said "sleep".
Currently we are quickly approaching an average of 2 encounters per day.
He helps quite a lot with the housework, and he even cooks.
Hold, yet again you've taught me something new - I never knew the word for that before!