A little ML Humor

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A little ML Humor
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Wed, 10-20-2010 - 7:39pm

I saw this as way too funny.

Dirty

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Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. Benjamin Franklin

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Registered: 12-05-2006
Wed, 10-20-2010 - 8:01pm

Freakin awesome!

iVillage Member
Registered: 12-03-2002
Wed, 10-20-2010 - 8:24pm

Well for all the ML newbies here are the 7 stages/types of sex

.The 1st kind of Sex is called: Smurf Sex

*This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. Benjamin Franklin
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Registered: 12-10-2009
Thu, 10-21-2010 - 9:46am

Every 12 days would have been blinking marvellous in the Bad Old Days.

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Registered: 02-02-2004
Thu, 10-21-2010 - 3:39pm
Agreed. We have never averaged as much as once in every 12 days.

When you see it coming, duck!

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Registered: 05-31-2010
Thu, 10-21-2010 - 3:43pm

I'd love to see on flipped the other way, with every space on the wheel marked "sex" and only one that said "sleep".

Currently we are quickly approaching an average of 2 encounters per day.

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Registered: 05-04-2006
Thu, 10-21-2010 - 3:49pm
>>Currently we are quickly approaching an average of 2 encounters per day. Thus far, I've managed to keep all the housework done, bills paid, and my grades up. I'm hoping he will hit a plateau at some point.<<

I will keep my fingers crossed for you that he does hit some sort of wall, before you do. I remember very clearly my complete nervous breakdown brought about by a host of factors not the least of which was lack of sleep while trying to be good as a student, spouse, momma, housekeeper, etc etc etc ad nauseum.
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Registered: 05-31-2010
Thu, 10-21-2010 - 3:51pm

He helps quite a lot with the housework, and he even cooks.

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Registered: 02-02-2004
Thu, 10-21-2010 - 6:15pm
No offense. You are a saint. I think I will go commit ritual seppuku. Not that I have any honor.

When you see it coming, duck!

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Registered: 05-31-2010
Thu, 10-21-2010 - 9:14pm

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Registered: 12-10-2009
Fri, 10-22-2010 - 4:00am

Hold, yet again you've taught me something new - I never knew the word for that before!

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