Countdown to worst husband
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|Wed, 07-10-2013 - 2:32am|
There's a reason why some marriages don't and can't work out. Really...It's not you; it's him. Here are some signs that recounts why my ex was the worst husband ever. Feel free to add to the list...
- 1. MIA three days after the wedding.
- 2. First thing he says when you surprised him at work is "what are you doing here?" and call a female companion and complains about you being there.
- 3. Prefers texting you over calling or seeing you
- 4. Choose sports over spending time with you
- 5. Kisses like a wattwiler
- 6. Have you sleep on the floor while he sleeps in bed cause "he had a cold and didn't want to get you sick" (Granted that he doesn't have a couch or any furniture at all - too frugal to own it)
- 7. Masturbates decade old torn down Victoria Secret catalogue
- 8. Watches porn constantly
- 9. Too cheap to buy you your own steak and have you share his cause "it's more romantic" - cheapskate
- 10. Regift whatever his patients gave him for you - candy, wine, exercise ball.
- 11. Wear scrubs wherever he went cause he wants others to know he's a MD, plus he only owns two pair of trousers and 5 dress shirts
- 12. You first learned that the marriage was over when a sheriff serve you divorce papers at work - even Russell Brand had the courtesy to text Katy.
- 13. He drain your joint account prior to filing for divorce.
- 14. Married you because he didn't want you to relocate for a job; plus it was higher pay than his.
Ladies - No need to fret over lost love. We need to make room for the right guy to come along.