Dopey at the Vatican...

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Dopey at the Vatican...
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Tue, 12-05-2006 - 7:52pm

(Oldie but Goodie-I love this one).... Everyone needs to laugh every day!!!!

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the SEVEN DWARFS, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.

"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "What can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, " Excuse me, your Holiness, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back, "Your holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,"No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Dopey turns back and says, "Holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"

"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collaspe into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting........................

"Dopey-screwed-a-penguin! Dopey-screwed-a-penguin!"

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Registered: 09-12-2003
Wed, 12-06-2006 - 3:36am
;))))) love it.
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Registered: 03-19-2003
Sun, 12-10-2006 - 2:33pm
:-)

Karen ~ wildlucky4me

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