Friday Funny...

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Friday Funny...
Fri, 11-11-2005 - 12:35pm

A friend sent this to me, and I thought it was share-worthy...


WHY AM I MARRIED?

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?""Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same
thing:

Karen ~ wildlucky4me ~