I am cracking up!

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I am cracking up!
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Tue, 10-18-2005 - 12:40pm

Just happened to run across a profile on Match.com that is 100% my STBX. I even logged in with his usual password to double check. It says he is a business "executive" (entry-level salesman), commited relationships but, now single (not even divorced yet, been with me for the last 12 years), that he makes between 50K and 75K (20K). The last one is want is making me want to just howl with laughter! Where on there did he write about living with his girlfriend because he can't afford his own place. He did put on there that he has his child some of the time which of course he would because we all know single dads are chick magnets! Funny thing is we are like an 85% match! Too bad the fake guy can never be the real one! I hid my profile, it's none of his beezwax!

I'll say it again-HA-HA-HA!!!!!

Jess

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Tue, 10-18-2005 - 4:23pm
After reading Symantha's post.... I'm thinking.... CHANGE his profile.... then, CHANGE his password so that he can't get back into the account to change his profile...... LOL!!!!

Karen ~ wildlucky4me ~

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Tue, 10-18-2005 - 4:28pm

I like the way you think. I was entertaining the idea of creating a new profile for myself. Saying things like, I love a man with no motivation that gets high all day and loves Widespread Panic and the Grateful Dead. Bonus if you owe back child support. Then send him a wink and see what he does!

Hee-hee-hee, I am having waaaayyy too much fun with this knowledge :)

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Tue, 10-18-2005 - 4:57pm

ROFLOL!!!! On one of the boards (I can't remember which) we all wrote what a personals profile for our ex should say...it was great!!!! LOL


DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!! Change the password and the profile. Make sure his pic is on there though so that there will be no doubt as to who he is and even if he creates a new profile people will still see the original one with the picture of him! *evil grin* You could just leave the profile as it is, but, at the end of the 'About Me' part you could put a little footnote of sorts! A few spaces below put Attention!!!! in all caps and follow that with you are someone who knows him (maybe say you also know his ex so that women won't think that it's some lying jealous ex doing this LOL) and that all of the info is false. Then put the REAL info on him!!! LOL


OR you could tell us his username and I know I'd certainly email him and mess with him a bit!! LOL Of course, I'd be sure to send you all emails and responses so that you can enjoy a laugh as well!! I'm a VERY creative person and could really make him look like real (edited: I just read the language reminder, so I'll change my original word to: Horse's Rectum lol)!!! Oh that'd be fun.........haha


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Edited 10/18/2005 4:59 pm ET by mommyluvspunx
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Tue, 10-18-2005 - 5:11pm
Well, a girl's gotta have some fun every now and then

Karen ~ wildlucky4me ~

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Tue, 10-18-2005 - 5:13pm
Sent you an email, Evil Genius!
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Tue, 10-18-2005 - 5:38pm
Y'all are so funny. I'm glad I have my own office, so no one can hear my cracking up right now. Let us know what happens.
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Wed, 10-19-2005 - 1:59pm
I got your email! I'm going to create a profile on match.com and put some really sexy pic from the internet on it and then really mess with him.....LOL!!!! I'll let you know what happens. I'll do that profile tonight and it'll take a day to get approved, then let the fun begin!
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Wed, 10-19-2005 - 2:14pm
Oh man, you guys are evil! What luck! I'm going to live vicariously through you guys. I would soooo love to be able to this to my stbx! Keep us posted!
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Wed, 10-19-2005 - 2:18pm
MWHAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAA! Just don't spend any money signing up on there, he's not worth the $29.99 it costs to be a full member!
jess
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