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Looking for a nice single man? OMG!
| Sat, 08-13-2005 - 11:48am |
You know, one who is apparently good in BED?
| Sat, 08-13-2005 - 11:48am |
You know, one who is apparently good in BED?
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My STBX has a profile on there too! I nearly keeled over when I read his.
http://www.match.com/profile/showprofile.aspx?lid=18&RN=4&PI=1&TP=S&UID=7qesJSK%2f8mom42ovB5pjSw%3d%3d&Handle=ponyboy652&DO=2
LOL Social drinker, my butt. He's an ALCOHOLIC. 5'7"? I'm 5'5", and I'm taller than him when I wear my heels. He's MAYBE 5'5 1/2 on a good day.
Rebecca-- I'll avoid yours, and you can avoid mine!
Edited 8/13/2005 12:25 pm ET ET by susieyippin
Oh they ARE too much!
My ex said he was romantic in his profile! HA! Maybe if falling asleep at 8:00 at night and waking me up at 4 am for a 12 second quickie before he left for work is romantic.
Every time I see him I just want to hurl!! His new girlfriend is so needy and clingy it's disgusting. She's totally setting herself up by having him over to watch baseball on the weekends because after they get settled she's going to find out that's ALL he does! And if she's looking foward to a break when baseball season ends, no such luck because it's time for football and then he watches the hockey till spring training starts.
I'm having so much fun now that I don't have his carcass underfoot. I've had kayaking dates, white water rafting trips, dinners, plays, boatrides, jet ski rides, drives to the coast, walks along the waterfront.
Oh gosh... the fact that he's willing to date an 18 year old is....... YUCK!
Karen ~ wildlucky4me ~
How about we make up a REAL personal ad for these guys!!!!!! It would go like this:
Headline: Well, my intentions are good!
Self-employed couch potato looking to date a woman willing to sit at home and watch sports all weekend or listen to me talk on sports radio every night. I fall asleep at 8:00 but that's ok, I'll wake ya up for some lovin before I go to work.
My job is steady, but I don't have health insurance and most of my salary goes back into the company so we might not have enough to live on, but that's ok you have a good job right? We can "make do".
I have kids, but I'll ditch them with my ex so I can go out with you. The money I should be spening on school clothes for them I'll spend on flowers and dinner for my "special lady".
So if you're looking for a lazy couch potato I'm your man.
Karen ~ wildlucky4me ~
OK, my turn:
Headline: "I seem really great ... till you get to know me".
5' 11" male, Irish, great blue eyes with long long dark lashes (the ONLY thing i am good for since my dd has them ... lets hope thats ALL she inherited from me) - age 40, but look about 50 (gee, maybe its 20 hard years of booze?) & dont even ASK about my liver ... they do live donor
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