Looking for a nice single man? OMG!

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Registered: 03-15-2004
Looking for a nice single man? OMG!
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Sat, 08-13-2005 - 11:48am




You know, one who is apparently good in BED?

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Sat, 08-13-2005 - 5:17pm
You've gotta feel better after venting all of that.... great job!


Karen ~ wildlucky4me

Karen ~ wildlucky4me ~

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Registered: 03-15-2004
Sat, 08-13-2005 - 5:22pm
Yep! I am my very own therapist!

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Registered: 03-15-2004
Sat, 08-13-2005 - 5:30pm

& i think he forgot this part:


"I am looking for someone who also has patience. You understand that, right? That even a 40 yr old may sometimes have just a TAD bit too much to drink .... if the guys wouldn't keep GIVING it to me ... I woudlnt want to hurt anyones feelings you know - i want them to be my FRIENDS!

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Registered: 04-02-2003
Sun, 08-14-2005 - 3:15am

ooooh!!! here's mine:


unemployed couch potato. did i say "unemployed"? sorry, i meant that I am a very busy business man, who spends all day and night "looking" for a business to invest in. and then i go to trade shows, and meetings with these poor unsuspecting folks who believe me when i say that i want to invest in their company. oh, but you are just a woman - YOU wouldn't be able to understand all that business stuff. I am brilliant. a great conversationalist (that is, I overtake every conversation and just TALK TALK TALK. ). I am a controlling SOB. everything is MINE MINE MINE. I am in charge of the money (because you are a woman etc) but then i will complain that i work ALL DAY paying the bills.


what am i looking for: someone who will clean up after me, flush the toilet when i forget, wipe up the dribbles, hang up the towels, stuff like that. oh, and cook healthy meals for me (depending on which self-help book i am reading that month) and then not get angry when i "forget" to eat them or when i leave the dishes out all day so that it all spoils and nobody else can eat. I need someone who is smart and can keep up with me because i am a geniuos. oh, and someone who is willing to just sit there and listen to me as i TALK TALK TALK all day long. oh the sex stuff - well, i won't admit this before we get married but i can't/won't do it. so you need to be "undestanding" about this, and then we can spend a few years fighting about that.

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