im so confused

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Registered: 05-07-2004
im so confused
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Fri, 05-07-2004 - 9:59pm
discussion title: im so confused

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from: fredsapottymouth2

date: 9:56 pm



im like so not sure whether there's a relationship to be saved here - cause i dont know how you define relationship. cause like there's this guy that i sort of have been seeing. but he lost like most of his dick in a farm machine accident when he was 12, so there's like not lots there to have sex with. he can cum and everything, but like stubs dont do much for me, you know? so like we started using this strap on thing, and like he didnt want his mom to find it and my mom like never goes in my room, so he was leaving it at my house.

cept i think i kind of only like the guy cause hes on the other end of this like awesome fake dick thing. and - get this - i can use THAT without waiting for him to show up! i felt like soooooo stupid when i finally figured that out 8-|. there i was just like looking at it and wanting it, and thinking i had to wait till he got there 8-|

so - i guess the question is - is it a relationship when i really just like want his hips around to push something in that i can do myself - without dripping sweat all over my boobs like he does? cause that's like sooooo gross. and of course it doesnt like leave a mess on my bed.

but then, the fake dick thing cant pay for dinner and a movie 8-|



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Registered: 05-07-2004
Fri, 05-07-2004 - 10:06pm
i really can't answer your question - sorry - but i do have a question for you - where did you buy your fake dick? i didn't know there was such a thing! i've always used pretzels - they break off if they get too wet but it feels great.
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Fri, 05-07-2004 - 10:11pm
you so totally have to give up the pretzels. they make you taste like totally salty - which *duh* isnt a problem for you but your boyfriends (or girlfriends if your like a cheerleader) might not appreciate it 8-|

there's these really cool stores - just look for anything with something like lover in the name of the store - they have like the neatest toys!

i saw one that had like two heads on it - but it doesnt do me much good alone. do you live in toronto? cause like, maybe we could shop together *wink*

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Fri, 05-07-2004 - 10:18pm
gosh - i never thought about tasting salty. i so live in Toronto - you know that blue house on Eatme Road? - it's the only blue house - that's so where i live. i would love, love, LOVE to go shopping with you - i'll go in half with you for the double header - price and use wise *wink*