I'm sorry you're feeling frustrated with the situation!
Wow. So many things are wrong about this post.
I believe both sets of parents would spontaneously combust if they got a place of their own before they were married.
First of all, everybody gave you alternatives--places other than your house to have sex.
I just want a way to fix this.
Taking everything at face value, the way to "fix" it seems to be finding a private place.
My guess is that Mernoosh didn't like the advice she was getting.
Actually, you are right.