Manic monday (M)

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Mon, 03-31-2003 - 6:39am
Since its monday i thought maybe we could share our worst date or funniest date we have been on?
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Mon, 03-31-2003 - 6:53am
I'll go first

My most embarressing date was with this guy a really like and he liked me too. he asked me to go out to dinner with him and i said ok he picked me up and we arrived at the resturant. we got menus and i ordered lamb chops with chips and pea's and he ordered fish... when i meals came i was trying to act all lady like and eat properley with a knife and fork i began to cut my lamb chops when all of a sudden my chop slipped into my pea's and sent most of my peas rolling onto the table. i had a mouthful of food and was so embarresed trying to clean it up without anyone else noticing what i had done. he was going red and so was i. i started to laugh because i could see we were both nervous and i started to choked on my food lucky i managed to "gracefully" recover from that by drinking some water quickly. We laughed about it afterward but it definately was embaressing but it couldnt have been too bad since its three years later and he is still my SO. so not all bad things stay bad.

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Mon, 03-31-2003 - 11:33pm
the first time I asked my GF out on a date, well, I got her answering machine, and I called her by her best friend's name. It was her best friend who sort of set us up in the first place, so she forgave me. Like you Snoopy, that was five years ago and we're still together, so it wasn't as disasterous as it could've been.
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Fri, 04-04-2003 - 6:35am
Hi, Snoopy. Sorry I'm so late answering. Worst date: don't wanna go there.

Funniest date: I think I've told this story before. Years ago with dh, we went to a club with some friends, including his son and my ex-bf. "Sonny" kept buying shots of tequila for me, trying to get me drunk, but I didn't want them, so I kept pushing them over in front of dh.

I wasn't paying attention and didn't notice that dh was drinking them. (He was pissed off because my ex was flirting with me and dh's son was egging the ex on.) He never drank tequila before that and he got very, very drunk. Then, he got very, very handsy, feeling me up and leaning me back to kiss me, in front of everybody. This was a guy who didn't believe in PDAs.

I decided I had to get him out of there. We went to the car and he decided that he wanted to have sex in the backseat, right there in the parking lot. He was being so funny that I went along with it. He finished pretty fast, and just as he finished, he looked at me and said "I'm gonna puke." Then he jumped out of the car, with his pants halfway down, and threw up in the parking lot.

What makes it so funny is that this is a guy who prided himself on being so conservative and never making a fool of himself, and he was in his 40s.