The Urinal Test

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Registered: 03-19-2003
The Urinal Test
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Fri, 03-28-2003 - 5:51am
Cheap entertainment at its best >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Do you know which urinal a man should choose?

http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php

Come back and tell us your score.

My score: 30 out of 60.

"Well, you barely passed. Odds are in favour that you are actually a female and have never experienced a male rest facility in all it's glory. That, or you're a guy who doesn't get out much. If we were you, we wouldn't be showin' your score off to any of our friends, since they can probably pee way better than you can."

I'd love to hear your comments about this one. Don't be shy!

 

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Registered: 03-27-2003
Fri, 03-28-2003 - 7:56am
Ok...I am SOOO not a man...m

I got 1 right! Apparently that was the obvious one. There are trained monkeys who could get more right than I did!

Good one Jazz!

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Registered: 03-27-2003
Fri, 03-28-2003 - 10:34am
40 out of 60

"Well done. We can continue to accept you into our society, since at least you have the means to determine where to go to the bathroom. Well, not counting the infamous "Denny's Incident of 1995". Yeah, that's right, we know."

I've heard my DH and his friends talk about urinals so I had some idea that guys don't really like to be standing next to other guys. It's so funny because for the most part women don't care. Then again we pee in stalls with walls separating us even if we do chit chat the entire time. lol

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Fri, 03-28-2003 - 10:36am
This was too funny!

I scored 30 out of 60.

I'm going to forward it to my boyfriend. Let's see if a guy will really do better. I'll keep you posted.

Here is a funny urinal story:

When I was 8 I accidentally walked into an empty men's restroom. I went into the stall and did my business. When I came out I saw the urinal and thought it was a new hand washing sink. I walked across the room to get some soap and then walked back to the urinal, flushed it and put my hands against the back wall as the water poured out. My brother came in mortified and let me know where I was. Ahhhhhhhh! I quickly walked over to the correct bathroom to wash my hands with the old fashioned sink.;)

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Registered: 03-28-2003
Fri, 03-28-2003 - 1:33pm
60 out of 60.

We crown you U-man, Master of the Urinal and defender of the secrets of Castle Greystall. You should be proud of your urination knowledge, and rest easy in the fact that if nothing else, you can go to the bathroom with the best of them. Congratulations!

(But then, I'm a guy.)

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Fri, 03-28-2003 - 3:31pm
LMAO!!! I got 60 out of 60...and I am a female. What does that say about me?? Scary...DH says it's him rubbing off on me...LOL.
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Registered: 03-26-2003
Fri, 03-28-2003 - 5:07pm
I did horribly on this.

I scored 10 out of 60.

Here's what they had to say about me.

Good lord! You can't possibly be male! We have monkeys that are better trained at peeing than you are. If, on the obscure off-chance that you ARE male, you need some practice going to the bathroom. Sad, really.

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Sat, 03-29-2003 - 1:36am
20/60...it said "Good Lord! You can't possible be male!".
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Registered: 03-26-2003
Mon, 03-31-2003 - 7:02am
Your Score

40 out of 60

Well done. We can continue to accept you into our society, since at least you have the means to determine where to go to the bathroom. Well, not counting that time when you thought you were alone on the roof of that building, with all those people walking along the street below... Yeah, that's right, we know.