All the answers in one place

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Registered: 10-04-2006
All the answers in one place
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Thu, 06-05-2008 - 7:02pm

Having participated in the majority of iVillage's Love and Sex boards for some time now I've discovered that there a number of answers that should cover most situations. Feel free to use them as you see fit. :-)

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If it hurts, see a doctor.

Circumsized or uncircumsized..it doesn’t matter. Just put it where it feels good and don’t worry about it.

No, he’s not gay. He just likes it when you play with him there.

Lube. But not the numbing kind. And for gosh sakes, don’t drink to numb any pain.

You need to ask him.

You really should be asking a doctor about that.

I’ve heard that eating pineapple improves the taste.

No, he’s not gay. Some men like to wear their women’s panties.

We can’t tell you why he said that to your sister. You need to ask him.

SIZE DOESN’T MATTER DAMMIT!

Yes, going through his cell phone, his computer, his wallet and the glove compartment of his car IS considered snooping and it IS a bad thing to do. Especially after one date. Get help.


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Registered: 03-03-2008
Fri, 06-06-2008 - 3:38am

ROFLMAO!!!!


My Turn


NO...He is NOT a MIND READER...and guess what?

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Registered: 01-24-2007
Fri, 06-06-2008 - 6:49am

I got one!

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Registered: 08-01-2006
Fri, 06-06-2008 - 7:05am
Those are great and so true... Thanks for putting it together..

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Registered: 03-16-2007
Fri, 06-06-2008 - 12:29pm
Oh these are wonderful!



Here are a few more:

So you tell us "She is XX years old but looks ten years younger/you'd never know it/ etc..." Well why the hell did you mention it then? Baby, older means BETTER!!!!!!! Just say she looks great!



No, you can't measure a woman's bra and cup size with your eyes, you have no idea what a perfect XXA, XXB, XXC, XXD and so on really is, the English language is full of words, use them, her breasts are fabulous, wonderful, voluptuous, sensual, sexy, dangerous, enticing, maddening, I love them, or whatever, but giving an arbitrary industry scale that you really DO NOT KNOW ABOUT makes no sense whatsoever, believe it or not.

Dear, he probably has a low libido, I don't think he is cheating on you, and no, not all men think about sex constantly, and yes, some women do.

Who cares what his former girlfriend did or looked like, she's "former". Get it?

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iVillage Member
Registered: 03-06-2007
Fri, 06-06-2008 - 12:42pm
Those are great sdarist :) and all the added ones are awesome too!!

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Registered: 05-04-2007
Fri, 06-06-2008 - 12:55pm

Awesome lists by everyone


Good distraction frees us from emotional pain, bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz. ~~~ Guru Tugginmypudha
iVillage Member
Registered: 01-24-2007
Fri, 06-06-2008 - 12:55pm

If your boyfriend of four years

iVillage Member
Registered: 03-14-2008
Sat, 06-07-2008 - 12:55am

"Sex is messy...there are fluids flowing and things get pretty squishy sometimes.

cl-sandif2008
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Registered: 03-14-2008
Sat, 06-07-2008 - 1:00am

Here is another I use quite often...I don't think I read it here yet...the lists are getting long...and are excellent I might add....


"you can't O because you are trying to O, and are thinking about too much..stop trying and it will happen."

cl-sandif2008
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Registered: 02-28-2006
Sat, 06-07-2008 - 5:23am
"Many women can't orgasm from penetration alone, without some form of clitoral stimulation thrown in."