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| Thu, 06-05-2008 - 7:02pm |
Having participated in the majority of iVillage's Love and Sex boards for some time now I've discovered that there a number of answers that should cover most situations. Feel free to use them as you see fit. :-)
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If it hurts, see a doctor.
Circumsized or uncircumsized..it doesn’t matter. Just put it where it feels good and don’t worry about it.
No, he’s not gay. He just likes it when you play with him there.
Lube. But not the numbing kind. And for gosh sakes, don’t drink to numb any pain.
You need to ask him.
You really should be asking a doctor about that.
I’ve heard that eating pineapple improves the taste.
No, he’s not gay. Some men like to wear their women’s panties.
We can’t tell you why he said that to your sister. You need to ask him.
SIZE DOESN’T MATTER DAMMIT!
Yes, going through his cell phone, his computer, his wallet and the glove compartment of his car IS considered snooping and it IS a bad thing to do. Especially after one date. Get help.


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ROFLMAO!!!!
My Turn
NO...He is NOT a MIND READER...and guess what?
I got one!
Here are a few more:
So you tell us "She is XX years old but looks ten years younger/you'd never know it/ etc..." Well why the hell did you mention it then? Baby, older means BETTER!!!!!!! Just say she looks great!
No, you can't measure a woman's bra and cup size with your eyes, you have no idea what a perfect XXA, XXB, XXC, XXD and so on really is, the English language is full of words, use them, her breasts are fabulous, wonderful, voluptuous, sensual, sexy, dangerous, enticing, maddening, I love them, or whatever, but giving an arbitrary industry scale that you really DO NOT KNOW ABOUT makes no sense whatsoever, believe it or not.Dear, he probably has a low libido, I don't think he is cheating on you, and no, not all men think about sex constantly, and yes, some women do.Who cares what his former girlfriend did or looked like, she's "former". Get it?
Galileo Galilei
Magenta Starr – would you join me for tea?
Awesome lists by everyone
If your boyfriend of four years
"Sex is messy...there are fluids flowing and things get pretty squishy sometimes.
Here is another I use quite often...I don't think I read it here yet...the lists are getting long...and are excellent I might add....
"you can't O because you are trying to O, and are thinking about too much..stop trying and it will happen."
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