Can he be TOO big?
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Can he be TOO big?
| Fri, 08-19-2005 - 10:07am |
After many years of complaining about small penis' I think I've ran into a worse problem. I didn't think it was possible, but I think my new sex partner is "bottoming out." I always thought this was a joke! But it hurts kinda while we have sex each time his penis hits it, and then really hurts after sex. I don't know if there is any way to avoid this without letting go of my favorite positions!
He said he's never had this problem before, which I don't believe because he is very big! Could I have a small vagina? (I feel stupid asking that.)
Or are we just not compatible?
GRR! He's really good too!
Kayla

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COWS?!?!? I think KAT had it right. If we're cows then you're dogs...does that mean we can scratch your belly and your legs twitches?
A cow is bad comparison for a HUMAN female. First of all...we don't have 3 inch teets...And if a guy even came CLOSE to doing what it takes to milk a cow...I would scream, hit, bite, and anything else that would get that guy off of me! (It makes me cringe thinking about it.)
8 tracks? Hum...haven't seen one of those since my dad liked SuperTramp. Don't they break easily?
Thanks Blonde...I'm glad you understand my point of views.
Kayla
Great insite Gerito. There is intelligence life. Not too many people have placed their head against a cow's flank. Nor do many people have to be aware enough of another living entity or get painfully kicked. Yep, moody cows, learning not to yank on the plumbing, and watch out for the tail can help prepare a guy for life later.
Some of 'em missed the point. One lambasted about milking cows on the ranch. Ranches produce meat. Farms produce milk. I'm trying to imagine an american movie with the cowboy John Wayne sitting on a three legged stool with Bossie, bucket, and her four spigots.
Some people disrespect farmers and the hard work they do. To them packaged food and leather shoes, belts, and jackets come from air-conditioned shopping malls. Learning to respect nature and animals does not cause disrespect to human females.
I tip my John Deere cap to you.
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Apparently it does since the only disrespectful comments I've seen in this thread have come from you and geritol. I've raised and had animals all my life, I'm not ignorant of nature because I've never milked a cow!
But comparing women's breasts to cow udders is ignorant and disrespectful, IMO. There is no comparison.
Edited 8/25/2005 4:26 pm ET ET by katmandoo2001
Ah Ha! The lightbulb goes on in the brain. I just flashed on the old and highly insultive comparisons "fat as a cow" and I can see how that thing could generate hostility to any similar comparison even if it is only subconciously remembered.
Then there is the simply rude comparison of large breasted women to milk cows which just plain does not make sense. In terms of proportion to overall size, even a milk cow's external mammary development is smaller than even the ubiquitous C cup breast. The udders on beef breeds are positively miniscule in proprtional comparison.
Please excuse me for being a little slow on the uptake sometimes.
BTW, I grew up in a farming community and all my school classmates were farm boys. I have never heard of anyone with a fetish for cows teats and I don't know where anyone comes up with the idea that milking a cow involves pulling and yanking. Nobody but a rank greenhorn city boy would try that. The point I wanted to make and did a poor job of was not to compare you to a cow but to point out that the response to that kind of treatment is pretty much universally violent regardless of the species of female mammal involved.
As a note of advice to any plus sized ladies here or anyone with friends who might suffer from retards who make thhe "big as a cow" comparison, the proper and logical response should be, "Thank you." The reason for this being logical is that I have never seen an adult "cow" that was anything but sleek and lean. Even when they are gravid with pregnancy they rarely display anything close to excess body fat. This goes double for dairy cows.
Edited 8/25/2005 4:48 pm ET ET by geritolflirt
Women have been referred to as "cows" by men for many reasons, none of them complimentary. There is never a GOOD reason for a man to use that comparison.
I've personally never had a weight problem, no know has ever called me a "fat cow," so your insinuation does NOT explain my irritation. It's just simply boorish and rude to make those comparisons.
Edited 8/25/2005 4:44 pm ET ET by katmandoo2001
I can't speak for the other women here, but will speak for me.
>>does that mean we can scratch your belly and your legs twitches?<<
Mrs. Para & I are laughing because we've read o'PLENTY of posts across the net with women here and there admitting they do that anyway, LMHO!!! Oh WHAT will we learn next?
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