Champagne Fizz

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Registered: 03-30-2004
Champagne Fizz
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Thu, 05-20-2004 - 2:26pm
Last year I acquired a book titled "203 Ways to Drive Your Man Wild in Bed."

The "Champagne Fizz" was a featured technique.

1 Alka Seltzer tablet crushed into a powder

1/2 cup of champange

Smooth the A.S. powder over your lover's member, pour the champagne into your "cave of wonders" and have your lover penetrate you immediately. Granted... both of you will see stars and stripes!!!

Now... I tried this however, I thought I would be cute and try it with Alka Seltzer PLUS Orange Zest flavor. Mind you... he was all excited, but I felt like I was spread eagle on a tanning board! He had to end up inserting ICE CUBES into me that night instead of his "member!"

If you like to try new things, I highly recommend this technique, but DON'T USE Alka Seltzer PLUS. Stick to the regular strength kind.

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Registered: 04-13-2004
In reply to: electrica
Thu, 05-20-2004 - 3:17pm
No, never heard of the toothpaste. I'm 39. I've heard of other things, but I guess my hubby just isn't into that stuff. He's never mentioned it to me. He's usually putting things on me.
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Registered: 03-26-2003
In reply to: electrica
Thu, 05-20-2004 - 3:30pm
Double Yikes! Don't mention that you tried this to your gyno! You will likely get a scolding. Food and medications for the stomach don't belong in the vagina unless you're looking forward to yeast infections or other complications! Sugar upsets the yeast balance and will cause yeast to grow out of control and the carbonation of the Alka Seltzer will burn tender tissues, as you discovered.

This reminds me of the old practice that hookers used to use to "cleanse" themselves (and supposedly kill sperm) before the next John. They would shake up a hot Coke in a bottle and shoot it up into their vagina. That HAD to burn!


Edited 5/21/2004 1:29 am ET ET by katmandoo2001

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Registered: 03-26-2003
In reply to: electrica
Thu, 05-20-2004 - 4:11pm
Way agreed with Kat, everybody!

Wife & I are still licking wounds from the verbal assault we barely survived last year by her doctor when I complained about the stinging during my orgasm one time.

Mrs. reported no problems, but her doc found out we used something as innocent as chocolate syrup on me during oral and didn't completely clean it off prior to intercourse. MAN can a doctor 'spank'! UMPH!!! ;}

 

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