Does height determine penis size?

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Registered: 06-04-2007
Does height determine penis size?
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Tue, 06-05-2007 - 10:36pm

Ladies what has been your experience? Guys feel free to chime in as well.

I'm dating a guy that's my height and kind of wonder what to expect when I get his pants off. Common sense would dictate this is a guess as best, but would like to hear experiences still.

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Registered: 01-19-2006
Sun, 06-10-2007 - 3:02pm
Sri Lanka is in Asia. Your boyfriend is Asian. Stereotypes are limiting. I have friends who live in a major harbour city. They have a close friend who is a doctor, who donates some of his time to working in a free clinic near the ports. This doc was seeing a lot of the girls who work the docks one time, who were coming to the clinic because they were really sore. He finally asked one of them what was going on. She told him there was a fishing fleet in port from Malaysia. He said, well, those guys are not known for being hung like pit ponies. She said, yes, but they are poor, and it's a sign of status and achievement, they have pearls imbedded under the foreskin once they start to earn some money, and that's why all us girls are hurting.

The next time the doc had a sailor from that fleet come into the clinic for a cold or something he told him to stip, to verify it.

Steroetypes are just that, stereotypes, they don't mean dick.

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Registered: 01-06-2004
Sun, 06-10-2007 - 3:28pm

so your advocating that every women should get a large penis?

you do know what a schlong means right?

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Registered: 06-04-2007
Sun, 06-10-2007 - 8:35pm

carlie: "My boyfriend is a midgit but he can still make me moan."

Do you mean penis size only? The guy this thread is about has a small frame (body)and I'm not attracted to that much, but I haven't seen his penis yet. I hope it's big.

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Registered: 06-04-2007
Sun, 06-10-2007 - 8:39pm

dr blar: "so your advocating that every women should get a large penis?

you do know what a schlong means right?"

I don't know; enlighten me please.

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Registered: 03-31-2007
Mon, 06-11-2007 - 10:26am

Welcome to the board dr_blar.

Actually, the slang word schlong means penis (as used on this board -- as opposed to meaning "snake"), although many believe it to mean a long penis. Personally, I think I recognize that I have a certain sense of humor, and found the comment from the member curvykate to be amusing and in proper timing.

I don't see in my statement any remark that every woman should have a large penis. While the statement that having a schlong could be considered ambiguous, I will enhance my comment ...

While I don't have penis envy, I think having a penis in the terms of "one at my disposal" would be rather nice. Being on vacation without private time is a little frustrating in that area. I'm sure that my DH would agree that me "having" his schlong in my company would be a nice event for both of us!

Cited Sources for "Schlong":

American Psychological Association (APA):
schlong. (n.d.). Webster's New Millennium™ Dictionary of English, Preview Edition (v 0.9.7). Retrieved June 11, 2007, from Dictionary.com website: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/schlong

Chicago Manual Style (CMS):
schlong. Dictionary.com. Webster's New Millennium™ Dictionary of English, Preview Edition (v 0.9.7). Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/schlong (accessed: June 11, 2007).

Modern Language Association (MLA):
"schlong." Webster's New Millennium™ Dictionary of English, Preview Edition (v 0.9.7). Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. 11 Jun. 2007. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/schlong>.

Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schlong



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Registered: 01-06-2004
Mon, 06-11-2007 - 1:12pm

yes it's true it is ambiguous

So I guess I can say where i am from it means exactly what i am saying

here is a link to another definition one that one that some people follow http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schlong

sch-long the "long" emphasises the size

considering curykate's other posts regarding this subject I am sure she also meant as have a large one




Edited 6/11/2007 1:15 pm ET by dr_blar
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Registered: 10-16-2006
Tue, 06-12-2007 - 2:26am

Was this comment actually meant for me?:

"So in other words your basically saying she should "let us" all know how big he is because if he isn't large then he isn't worth the time and the size of his penis is the only thing that determines if a guy is good for a relationship.........."

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If so, then NO, that's not what I meant. If I ask someone to "let us" all know how big he is, it's just because I'm curious about the size! But big, average, or small, the size of the penis isn't going to determine what's good for a relationship.

And if you couldn't understand that from my post, then it's my turn to put in a giant rolling eyes smiley, right here.

And when I say "can't we all just get aschlong", I thought it was pretty obvious that I was parodying Rodney King's famous "can't we all just get along" quote.

LIGHTEN UP, PEOPLE! :)

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Tue, 06-12-2007 - 2:37am
Goodness. This is the most bizarre thread that I've read in a long time. The insults, the tension, and the misunderstandings. It's hilarious. LOL!
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Registered: 10-16-2006
Tue, 06-12-2007 - 2:40am
When it comes to the penis, some people just can't see the humor.
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Registered: 01-06-2004
Tue, 06-12-2007 - 2:49pm

uhh i never questioned your post here other then the "schlong" comment so i have no clue what you are talking about.

read more then you will realize why people don't see the humour when is comes to this subject