embarrassing noises problem

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Registered: 02-20-2007
embarrassing noises problem
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Thu, 03-01-2007 - 4:20pm
I have a really embarrassing problem. When I get turned on before sex and begin start producing "lubrication", I sometimes let out really weird noises from down there. It almost sounds like a fart, and feels kind of like a smacking pop. It's usually soon after my boyfriend has come and takes his penis out. And it's completely audible...not just some quiet scruffle. Yea, I know, way too much info. It's so embarrassing!!! I hate it. Is there anything I can do to stop it?
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Registered: 11-22-2004
Thu, 03-01-2007 - 7:52pm
Ditto. Same exact thing happens to me. Ohhhh is it a disgusting sound. Yikes!!!
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Registered: 12-12-2006
Thu, 03-01-2007 - 11:57pm

There is nothing disgusting or embarassing about it. It's part of having intercourse! It happens to every woman and it even has a name....it's called a "cuif", pronounced queef. Either ignore it or laugh about it, because there's nothing you can do about it.

It happens when air is sucked or pushed into the vagina, usually because your pelvis is higher than your torso.....your uterus shifts upwards, pulling the cervix, and sucking air into your vagina. Then when you lower your pelvis, the air comes out.....viola....a cuif!

That's probably not the most embarassing noise you'll ever make during sex.

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Registered: 03-13-2005
Fri, 03-02-2007 - 12:07pm
The loudest and grossest sound I ever heard during sex was, my last gf was very into oral and deepthroating. It apparently didn't feel uncomfortable at all, but when she would have it all the way down there and then pull it out, it made a crazy regurgitating and popping sound. I have sort of a bulbous head on there and it seemed like when it popped out of her throat that's what made the noise. You'd think someone was dying, but she would just look at me with, *shrug* what's the problem? The whole thing was crazy!