The funniest thing to happen during sex?
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| Mon, 12-05-2005 - 2:12pm |
I'm sure we have all had funny things occur during sex, not all of which were probably funny at the time but may now seem hilarious...or just amusing. This can be from any place, any time, any kind of sex, with a current or previous partner...or even when you were masturbating.
My story is when my wife was giving me a BJ at her sister's apartment (her sister was away) with her sister's dog was sleeping several feet from the bed. As a gag, when I came my wife aimed my penis towards the dog and I ended up hitting the dog not once, not twice, but three times on successive spurts. The dog woke up just as the third spurt landed and the dog literally didn't know what had hit him and then started running around in circles trying to find the source of the mystery semen. It had to be one of the funniest things the two of us had ever seen.
What's your favorite funny story involving sex?

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As described to me by a friend in college...
He was with a girl, and somehow while moving around, his head was passing by her behind just as she let one rip. He described it as a very quiet "poof". The look on his face as he was telling it was the funniest thing. I told my wife the story, and we laugh about it like WE were there.
Hey Guyfromjersey, you're lucky it wasn't my dog, you might be missing an important part of your body.
Yes, its another dog story too. Early into our marriage my DH and I were having sex, missionary style, and our new dog jumped on the bed and proceeded to jump onto the back of my DH. (Our dog is small) Of course, my DH stops and when I look up I see not only one face looking down at me but two - my DH's and the dogs! We started laughing so hard that we couldn't finish!!!! The dog got all excited from us laughing so hard and started running around the bedroom!!!!
We shut the door now!
Ive told this story before , sorry if you have heard it..
One night in the middle of the week we were camping at a 1/4 full campgrounds..It was hot and 1:30 am. We decided to go to the shower house in the campgrounds to shower together. As we were really getting into it (on the ladies side of the shower house) a van pulls up (remember middle of the night) and 12 girl scouts climb out of the van to take a shower too..The showers were the stall type with shower curtains.. My wife tells me to stay put, and before I could protest, she leaves me in the ladies side with all the girl scouts.Whispers to me, " I`ll tell you when the coast is clear"..I was only hoping no one opened the shower curtain or saw my feet underneath. After what seemed an hour(15 minutes) all the girls were finished and my wife returned. We finished and went back to our camp.......
DW and I were close to mutual orgasm with her on top. Suddenly my right calf started to cramp up.
As the pain increased I started to moan, then scream. The louder I moaned and screamed, the more DW got turned on. She just kept going, and going and going at it while screaming louder herself. No matter how I twisted and turned I couldn't get out from under her.
Before I finally got her off of me, we were like two screaming banshees. Me, screaming, shouting and moaning from intense pain. She was screaming, shouting and moaning from the best orgasm of her life.
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