The funniest thing to happen during sex?
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| Mon, 12-05-2005 - 2:12pm |
I'm sure we have all had funny things occur during sex, not all of which were probably funny at the time but may now seem hilarious...or just amusing. This can be from any place, any time, any kind of sex, with a current or previous partner...or even when you were masturbating.
My story is when my wife was giving me a BJ at her sister's apartment (her sister was away) with her sister's dog was sleeping several feet from the bed. As a gag, when I came my wife aimed my penis towards the dog and I ended up hitting the dog not once, not twice, but three times on successive spurts. The dog woke up just as the third spurt landed and the dog literally didn't know what had hit him and then started running around in circles trying to find the source of the mystery semen. It had to be one of the funniest things the two of us had ever seen.
What's your favorite funny story involving sex?

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I was dating this woman one time and after we had gone to dinner we came back to her place. We started kissing and one thing let to another and she started giving me a bj in her living room. This was only our second date so I really didn't know her all that well. Her phone rings and it gets picked up by her answering machine. The message being left while she was giving me a bj was from another guy she had recently gone out with saying that he would like to see her again...blah, blah, blah.
The message really didn't really bother. I thought it was kind of funny.
After getting intimate with my GF's kitty, while cleaning up I noticed I had a bloody nose. At first I thought she "started" and I was grossed out, but it was all my nose.
Since then I won't go downstairs with the lights off!!
Good lesson learned!
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