Funny sex stories!!!

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Registered: 03-27-2003
Funny sex stories!!!
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Wed, 11-03-2004 - 10:11pm
Okay I have to shre my funny sex story..I love these, they make sex so much more fun when you can joke around about it.

Last time me and my bf had sex we were kind of "pinchy" (if you read the pubs post you'll know what I'm referring to; it's when you or both of you shave or trim and when it starts growing back it stands up and gets "pinchy" lmao)

Anyways.

I'm VERY ticklish. Like..when I say very..I mean everywhere. Especially on my upper thigs so you can just imagine..lol.

So we were fooling around and he was kissing my upper thighs and I figured he wasn't thinking I'd be ticklish at that time.

So as we started to get it ON... I feel all these little pricklies against the inside of my thighs and start giggling like a little girl!!!!! Now I know that's damaging to a guys ego but I said

"Dan aren't you getting tickled?!!"

And he was just like "From what?"

and I didn't know what to call it so I said "These pinchy things."

He started LAUGHING soooooo hard. He started crying for how hard he was laughing it was the cutest thing. But then after he got me really really horny and it was fabuloso!! :-) ahaha.

That's my funny sex story :-)

I'll tell you about the time he lost the condom in the sheets and started taking apart all the sheets to find it, another time lmao

ash :-)

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Registered: 04-23-2004
Thu, 11-04-2004 - 7:33am

27 yrs, we have had quit a few funny sex stories.


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Registered: 10-13-2004
Fri, 11-05-2004 - 1:43am
More animal stories.

we've got a Miniature Poodle, and when he was new, he'd run up and down the side of our house barking every time I had an orgasm (yes, I tend to get a bit vocal). It was kinda hard for me to hold it together when we realised the cause! Thankfully, he's gotten used to it now.....and no, I've never told the neighbours why he barked.

Oh, and the time I nearly broke DH's penis. Hang on...that wasn't funny. It was scary.

I've got many different stories. And I truly believe that humour and laughter is quite acceptable in the bedroom. Heaven help those who can't laugh at the silly stuff.

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