Goofy...but sincere...question.

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Registered: 11-04-1999
Goofy...but sincere...question.
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Thu, 12-16-2004 - 8:37am

When I was a kid, I was told that if I swallowed my chewing gum it would sit in my stomach and wad up over time with other gum I had swallowed. Nonsense, of course, but I wonder about something else.

What happens to the semen that doesn't leak out after intercourse? Is it absorbed into the skin? If the answer is that it's flushed out by the menstrual cycle, how about in the case of women after menopause?

If we had a microscope, would we be able to see a growing community of sperm, maybe in a subdivision? Would they be collecting unemployment checks, sitting at a bar and crying in their beers about the egg that got away?

Strange question, I know, but I'm really curious.

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Registered: 05-27-2004
Thu, 12-16-2004 - 9:06am

To my knowledge, the vagina is "self-cleaning". There is a constant "discharge" flushing it out. That's why "douching" which was considered a necessity 60 or 70 years ago, is now a no-no! It takes care of itself, and keeps itself clean. (Infections notwithstanding!)

I kind of like the idea of them sitting around a bar crying, though!

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Registered: 04-23-2004
Thu, 12-16-2004 - 10:17am

What doesn't drip out gets cleaned out by the automatic vagina cleaning machine.


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Registered: 07-06-2004
Thu, 12-16-2004 - 1:24pm

>If they are sitting around up inside of me collecting unemployment checks, then I am going to start charging them rent! I might as well profit from it.

Dinner and a movie aren't enough?

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Registered: 04-23-2004
Thu, 12-16-2004 - 2:04pm
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Registered: 06-14-2002
Thu, 12-16-2004 - 2:47pm

>>>> A great dinner and a fantastic movie to them would probably be to eat cheap at the Y ....

Hmmmmm .... Uhhhhhh ..... No comment .....

CH

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Registered: 04-23-2004
Thu, 12-16-2004 - 3:43pm
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iVillage Member
Registered: 06-14-2002
Thu, 12-16-2004 - 4:24pm

Let's say that discretion got the better part of valor and that I really didn't need to get another cyber slap this week.

CH

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Registered: 04-23-2004
Thu, 12-16-2004 - 5:28pm

I didn't cyber slap you, did I???


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Registered: 10-17-2004
Thu, 12-16-2004 - 6:19pm
lol....you guys are nuts!!
iVillage Member
Registered: 04-01-2003
Thu, 12-16-2004 - 6:42pm
"Eating cheap at the Y"....roflmao~!

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