Have you ever wondered?

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Registered: 03-31-2007
Have you ever wondered?
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Sat, 08-23-2008 - 10:23am

Let's try a new game .... I'll ask a question that begins "Have you ever wondered ...." and the member who answers that will pose a new question for the next member to answer. You can keep playing after your question is answered, by replying and asking a new question.


The questions can be about anything (even though sex is the most fun topic) .... and folks can elaborate on their answers if they choose to.






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Registered: 01-19-2006
Tue, 08-26-2008 - 2:37am
Have you ever wondered if sex toys are patented?

Oh Mrs.P, I am giggling here, because it's early and when I first read your question, I read it as "Have you ever wondererd if sex toys are partnered?" Perhaps I have spent just a wee bit too long on the sex boards? ROFL!

But no, I have never wondered if they were either patented or partnered.

Have you ever wondered if fish have dreams?

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Registered: 06-06-2008
Tue, 08-26-2008 - 8:00am


Do fish have dreams.. of course they do - that explains the startled looks on their faces!

Have you ever wondered..

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?


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"If you are going through hell, keep going." "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."
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Registered: 03-31-2007
Tue, 08-26-2008 - 8:52am
"Have you ever wondered..



Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?"



Now that you mention it, LOL.



Have you ever wondered why rain doesn't clean windows?







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Registered: 05-04-2007
Tue, 08-26-2008 - 9:27am

Have you ever wondered why rain doesn't clean windows?


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Good distraction frees us from emotional pain, bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz. ~~~ Guru Tugginmypudha
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Registered: 02-28-2006
Tue, 08-26-2008 - 10:02am
LMAO!! I have never wondered that, but it would be funny as hell to watch a bunch of monkeys with something like a Fleshlight.

Have you ever wondered why children are so darned good at interfering with their parents'
sex life?


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Registered: 01-28-2004
Tue, 08-26-2008 - 10:02am

Have you ever wondered if monkeys could use sex toys?

why would they have to they have such long arms and tails....

Have you ever wondered what would happen if we all pitched in and sent W a magic wand??

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Registered: 05-04-2007
Tue, 08-26-2008 - 10:58am

Have you ever wondered why children are so darned good at interfering with their parents' sex life?


They don't want competition for christmas presents


Good distraction frees us from emotional pain, bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz. ~~~ Guru Tugginmypudha
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Registered: 01-19-2006
Tue, 08-26-2008 - 11:08am
Have you ever wondered why the phone rings when you go in the bathroom?

No, mine rarely rings at all.

Have you ever wondered why someone (as in DH, for example) waits until you are in the bathroom and then starts to ask you questions through the closed door, which you can't hear very well anyway, can't deal with at that moment and they usually could have waited the few minutes of your absence anyway?

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Registered: 05-04-2007
Tue, 08-26-2008 - 2:03pm

Have you ever wondered why "someone" (as in DH, for example)

Good distraction frees us from emotional pain, bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz. ~~~ Guru Tugginmypudha
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Registered: 03-31-2007
Thu, 08-28-2008 - 7:16am
"Have you ever wondered why cats don't look like they're having a good time when they mate?"


I don't recall ever having seen them .... but the sound is usually horrific. I wonder if they are just exhibitionist, trying to attract attention to themselves.

Have you ever wondered if it takes more than one sperm to produce a litter?







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