Hmmm, stains on the black pillowcases...

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Hmmm, stains on the black pillowcases...
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Sun, 12-12-2004 - 12:26pm

This morning I made breakfast in bed for my roommate and her boyfriend who were blissfully sleeping late after what sounded like a pretty intense night of makeout sessions. They're a beautiful couple and they are incredibly generous to me so I try to take care of them in return. She has a thing for always using black sheets on her bed and roflmao when I went in there and it looked like there were all these sperm stains on her pillows -- now wtf kind of sexual practice would get it all over one's pillows? Too too funny.

In another forum, I noted that yesterday she had this amazingly powerful cum-breath when she emerged from her room and it cracked me up. Anyhow they seemed to like the breakfast a lot ... have always prided myself on being able to make coffee that's just so. They seemed to need it ... they're very cute: we were sitting there saying good morning and she's sitting behind her man, wearing just a cami top, giving him a backrub and whispering nice things in his ear while I'm reading the "Sunday Styles" section of the paper thinking about my next shoe acquisition .... I mean I always liked sex of course -- not that I've had the pleasure of late -- but these guys' libidos are at a different level entirely ... it's quite funny, I was thinking that we have all these nuclear submarines and bombers on watch around the country and so forth to keep the peace so that my tiny roommate and her bf can screw with abandon ....

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Sun, 12-12-2004 - 1:41pm

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Registered: 10-18-2001
Sun, 12-12-2004 - 3:41pm

I was going to mention the use of pillows under hips too. Of course, if she was giving him oral sex or he withdraw during intercourse, that could also explain cum stains on the pillows. Semen can be squirted considerable distances!

Tish mentioned about you being interested in your roommates sex lives - it reminded me when I was at college and my roommates, a couple, admitted to my partner and I that they had often listened to us making love by putting a glass to the wall between the bedrooms. That in itself was disturbing, but it was even worse when they admitted that it made them incredibly horney listening to the moans and groans and trying to image exactly what acts we were involved in, and to then go at it like rabbits themselves. Then it got even worse when she looked at me as she told us that it sounded like my partner was having such a great time that she had wondered what it must have been like to have me on top of her doing the same thing to her. He chimed in and claimed that he'd wondered what my partner would look like having one of her big orgasms.

I think that my partner and I just sat there with our mouths hanging open, speechless, for a while. We politely declined the invitation and I had moved out within a couple of weeks.

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Registered: 04-01-2003
Sun, 12-12-2004 - 6:24pm

Using them to prop up, oral sex, breast, even a handjob can leave stains on pillows. What is so weird about those sexual practices?

I agree with Tish on this one. For me, this kind of arrangement would be waaaay to intimate for me. Breakfast in bed for them? Noticing stains on the pillows? Personal body noises within a few minutes of sex? Cum breath???? (WTH is THAT???? How close must you be to someone to notice THAT? And what, exactly does that smell like? Never heard of that!) This seems a bit...too close...to me.

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Registered: 04-23-2004
Sun, 12-12-2004 - 6:42pm
Wow, that is just way to creepy for me.

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Registered: 11-22-2004
Sun, 12-12-2004 - 6:52pm

> You seem to be very interested in your roommates sex life!

Not really, I'm must marvelling at it ... don't have one of my own now and even if I did, I think my libido is but a fraction of hers ... different strokes. She has a small but extremely cool apartment and I guess just owing to that you, uhh, notice things. Strangely, I'm not very horny recently. It comes and goes, at least for me. Wouldn't mind having a bf but I've met a string of guys who didn't inspire me in the least so there's certainly nooo rush.

Interesting about the cum stains or whatever they were ... they were sort of in lines lengthwise down the pillow. My ex used to jack up my bum using a pillow, that was actually pretty fun, but I don't think that's what the lovebirds were up to lol.

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Registered: 10-18-2001
Sun, 12-12-2004 - 7:46pm

Well, squirting through the air up towards the pillow would certainly leave lines on a pillow. I think that it's time that you stopped worrying about them and got laid yourself ;-)

Trying to figure out how the cum stains on your roommates pillow were formed is, ummm, surely the sign of someone that hasn't been laid in a while! LOL!

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Registered: 11-22-2004
Sun, 12-12-2004 - 8:03pm
Seriously! ... you're right, fair enough. I dunno why I am fine but I've neither particularly felt like it nor had an opportunity to stare down the barrel of any erect penises lately, at least ones that were attached to neat guys lol
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Registered: 02-26-2001
Mon, 12-13-2004 - 9:59pm
I'm guessing your SO has never told you what performing fellatio to completion can do to a woman's breath (I always preferred the term 'penis breath'). He must be quite a gentleman. Boy, has it been a long time since I had to make sure not to say anything about that.
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Registered: 11-22-2004
Mon, 12-13-2004 - 11:13pm

Lololol. Good comment. What I realized today when I was changing -my- linens are, those pillows on her bed belong to ME! Not the black sheets but the pillows themselves. I hope they aren't, like ummm, saturated ... she's been borrowing them for several months ...

This board has made me realize: I really need a SO. Life is too short not to have fun. Any takers? ;-)

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Registered: 04-01-2003
Tue, 12-14-2004 - 11:03pm

Well, I don't think I'd be close enough to a roommate to smell hers!

Seriously though, DH has never EVER complained or said anything about it in 20+ years. And he's a smart man. Because any man who has gotten a blow job but would complain about it needs his head examined (are these the same men who expect her to swallow but won't kiss her afterwards???) This is the same man whose beery breath has been breathed in my face when he's on top and has had a few, the same man whose bodily emissions I live with, the same man whose dirty underwear and smelly socks I pick up and wash, the man whom I've cleaned up after when he got sick after one too many drinks. And if he dared complain about *my* breath after I've swallowed his ejaculate, it would probably be the last time he'd get that lucky.

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