Hmmm, stains on the black pillowcases...
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| Sun, 12-12-2004 - 12:26pm |
This morning I made breakfast in bed for my roommate and her boyfriend who were blissfully sleeping late after what sounded like a pretty intense night of makeout sessions. They're a beautiful couple and they are incredibly generous to me so I try to take care of them in return. She has a thing for always using black sheets on her bed and roflmao when I went in there and it looked like there were all these sperm stains on her pillows -- now wtf kind of sexual practice would get it all over one's pillows? Too too funny.
In another forum, I noted that yesterday she had this amazingly powerful cum-breath when she emerged from her room and it cracked me up. Anyhow they seemed to like the breakfast a lot ... have always prided myself on being able to make coffee that's just so. They seemed to need it ... they're very cute: we were sitting there saying good morning and she's sitting behind her man, wearing just a cami top, giving him a backrub and whispering nice things in his ear while I'm reading the "Sunday Styles" section of the paper thinking about my next shoe acquisition .... I mean I always liked sex of course -- not that I've had the pleasure of late -- but these guys' libidos are at a different level entirely ... it's quite funny, I was thinking that we have all these nuclear submarines and bombers on watch around the country and so forth to keep the peace so that my tiny roommate and her bf can screw with abandon ....

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