Hmmm, stains on the black pillowcases...

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Registered: 11-22-2004
Hmmm, stains on the black pillowcases...
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Sun, 12-12-2004 - 12:26pm

This morning I made breakfast in bed for my roommate and her boyfriend who were blissfully sleeping late after what sounded like a pretty intense night of makeout sessions. They're a beautiful couple and they are incredibly generous to me so I try to take care of them in return. She has a thing for always using black sheets on her bed and roflmao when I went in there and it looked like there were all these sperm stains on her pillows -- now wtf kind of sexual practice would get it all over one's pillows? Too too funny.

In another forum, I noted that yesterday she had this amazingly powerful cum-breath when she emerged from her room and it cracked me up. Anyhow they seemed to like the breakfast a lot ... have always prided myself on being able to make coffee that's just so. They seemed to need it ... they're very cute: we were sitting there saying good morning and she's sitting behind her man, wearing just a cami top, giving him a backrub and whispering nice things in his ear while I'm reading the "Sunday Styles" section of the paper thinking about my next shoe acquisition .... I mean I always liked sex of course -- not that I've had the pleasure of late -- but these guys' libidos are at a different level entirely ... it's quite funny, I was thinking that we have all these nuclear submarines and bombers on watch around the country and so forth to keep the peace so that my tiny roommate and her bf can screw with abandon ....

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Wed, 12-15-2004 - 8:48am
I'm with you on that one Tally.
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Wed, 12-15-2004 - 11:49pm
I don't think that she had to get any closer than you need to notice any other breath 'issues', but, as I said, it's been a long time since I've had to keep quiet about it. As you and issytish pointed out, a man would have to be a complete fool to complain about it, especially if he's the cause, which might explain why so many women don't even realize that it happens. Have you ever walked into a room where another couple is having sex, or just finished? If you have then you remember the distinct aroma of sex, but isn't it interesting that you don't notice it when you're the ones having sex? Since most people are never around when other people are having sex they don't know what sex smells like. Maybe it's the same thing with 'penis breath'.
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Registered: 11-22-2004
Thu, 12-16-2004 - 9:28pm
Interesting. I think I will never ever be bisexual because other than my own glorious organ j/k, I do not care for the smell of vaginas ... yes, you're right, it's a powerful, kind of sharp odor and sometimes I have smelled it on her, e.g. sitting on the edge of their bed, or my old college roommate. Semen smells much much better that vaginal juices IMHO.

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