Hump Day Funny ....

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Registered: 03-31-2007
Hump Day Funny ....
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Wed, 06-18-2008 - 3:59pm
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.



When Arlene asks, "What in the hell is that?", Jane explains that it's a condom, and by using it her cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene thinks that's pretty cool, and Jane tells her she can get some at any drugstore.



The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.



Just when Arlene said, "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."



Well, that's when the pharmacist fainted ;-)




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Registered: 08-01-2006
Wed, 06-18-2008 - 6:45pm
lol... good one...

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