I am being naive here?
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I am being naive here?
| Wed, 02-23-2005 - 11:58am |
I have never had a girlfriend suggest strapping on a dildo and doing me, but I see talk of it quite often here and the fantasy seems to be quite popular (although I am beginning to beleive its usually guys who are posing a women in this instances). Could REAL women out there tell me if this is a fantasy of yours or not and why? Thanks.

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*takes a bow* Hold the Oscar for me, please..I have many a great soliloquies to deliver in my time here. But, I will bask in the small triumph of proving my womanhood to that man. I guess, really, all that matters is I know I'm a woman and that's all that counts..How else would I know to dread my period? (Thankfully I have 5 more months of being free) I'm sorry..I must be different..I loathe my period because it was so painful before I became pregnant..I'm talking clutching my gut while throwing up painful..I hear that it actually gets better after you've had a child, so I am looking forward to that..Or is that a myth?
As for men and women sagging, Kat...Since semen seems to be a cure for sore throats and a wonderful skin cream, do you think they'll now market it as like anti-aging cream now, too? After all, there are so many urban legends as to the healthful benefits of applying it to your skin or swallowing it..
Thanks ladies, for helping with the marketing. That's a perfect name "SemenAll"
And "cleaner and degreaser"....I've never tried that. I don't think my G/F would appreciate me offering to do the dishes any more. LOL of course getting caught masturbating into the dishwater might get me out of ever doing dishes again.
As well as castrated!!! Back to the drawing board on that one.
God, I love these boards and all you wonderful people.
Thank you all for making my work daymore bearable. :)
Hey, no problem!
SemenAll...Catchy, ain't it? *LOL* Add sleeping aide, smoking cessation aide, diet pill, make-up removal, wall cleaner, and the new way to lay bricks (oo, that didn't come out right did it? I didn't mean it in a sexual way..) and men will finally bask in the glory of ingenuity with us women.
I just hope that industry doesn't mechanize the manufacturing process.
I'd hate to be hooked up like some dairy cow.
Let's try to keep that natural, with women involved ...PLEASE????
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