I am being naive here?

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Registered: 03-13-2004
I am being naive here?
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Wed, 02-23-2005 - 11:58am
I have never had a girlfriend suggest strapping on a dildo and doing me, but I see talk of it quite often here and the fantasy seems to be quite popular (although I am beginning to beleive its usually guys who are posing a women in this instances). Could REAL women out there tell me if this is a fantasy of yours or not and why? Thanks.
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Registered: 04-23-2004
Tue, 03-08-2005 - 6:20pm
Both of my kids were C-sections with my first being an emergency section because he was 6 weeks premature, coming out feet first and his heart rate was dropping fast, so I never experienced actually giving birth or even seeing my first born right away.

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Registered: 09-25-2004
Tue, 03-08-2005 - 10:30pm
Did God "curse" you with a chest the size of the watermelons? Well..Alright, that's a bit of a hyperbole..I'd give anything for a breast reduction to help with the sore shoulder thingy..Other than that, I love being a woman...It comes with so many perks..*wink*
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Registered: 09-25-2004
Tue, 03-08-2005 - 10:37pm

*takes a bow* Hold the Oscar for me, please..I have many a great soliloquies to deliver in my time here. But, I will bask in the small triumph of proving my womanhood to that man. I guess, really, all that matters is I know I'm a woman and that's all that counts..How else would I know to dread my period? (Thankfully I have 5 more months of being free) I'm sorry..I must be different..I loathe my period because it was so painful before I became pregnant..I'm talking clutching my gut while throwing up painful..I hear that it actually gets better after you've had a child, so I am looking forward to that..Or is that a myth?

As for men and women sagging, Kat...Since semen seems to be a cure for sore throats and a wonderful skin cream, do you think they'll now market it as like anti-aging cream now, too? After all, there are so many urban legends as to the healthful benefits of applying it to your skin or swallowing it..

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Wed, 03-09-2005 - 12:52am
No, but I had some pretty good sized cantalopes through both my pregnancies and while nursing! Granted, big breasts can be painful and limit what you can do so why not get breast reduction? Your insurance should cover the procedure if the dr. will recommend it.
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Registered: 03-26-2003
Wed, 03-09-2005 - 12:58am
Yes, it's going to be marketed as "SemenAll" the combination Beauty Cream/Cough and Sore Throat medication/and All Purpose Cleaning/Degreasing Agent. And I'll add my DH's favorite...migraine cure!
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Registered: 08-12-2004
Wed, 03-09-2005 - 8:09am
ROFLMAO !!!
Thanks ladies, for helping with the marketing. That's a perfect name "SemenAll"
And "cleaner and degreaser"....I've never tried that. I don't think my G/F would appreciate me offering to do the dishes any more. LOL of course getting caught masturbating into the dishwater might get me out of ever doing dishes again.
As well as castrated!!! Back to the drawing board on that one.
God, I love these boards and all you wonderful people.
Thank you all for making my work daymore bearable. :)
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Registered: 09-25-2004
Thu, 03-10-2005 - 12:27pm
Trust me, I do want it. Don't get me wrong. I do love being a woman and I embrace my femininity and all that, but I like my shoulders and back too. I read that by the time I give birth, my breasts will be 3/4 the size they were pre-pregnancy...I want the reduction and I've been asking for one since I was 16. DH doesn't think I need one. He says my breasts are fine. I'd like him to prance around all day in a bra stuffed with honey dews. Then at the end of the day when he rips off the bra and runs around the house singing "born free," he can understand why I do it. I'll talk to the doc about it and see what can be done when I've given birth to my baby. Thanks. :)
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Registered: 09-25-2004
Thu, 03-10-2005 - 12:30pm

Hey, no problem!

SemenAll...Catchy, ain't it? *LOL* Add sleeping aide, smoking cessation aide, diet pill, make-up removal, wall cleaner, and the new way to lay bricks (oo, that didn't come out right did it? I didn't mean it in a sexual way..) and men will finally bask in the glory of ingenuity with us women.

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Registered: 08-12-2004
Thu, 03-10-2005 - 12:49pm
Yeah !!! I doubt we'll ever be as ingenious as you women are, but thanks.
I just hope that industry doesn't mechanize the manufacturing process.
I'd hate to be hooked up like some dairy cow.
Let's try to keep that natural, with women involved ...PLEASE????
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Registered: 09-25-2004
Thu, 03-10-2005 - 1:53pm
I wasn't thinking about hooking my husband or any other men out there up like dairy cows and milking you all for what you're worth..Though that might cut back on extramarital affairs....