Let's Talk About ... cl-misty_mae

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Mon, 09-10-2007 - 6:51am

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Sat, 09-15-2007 - 2:58pm


First, I would like to congratulate you on having 100 posts on LTAS!



How did I miss seeing this thread? I suspect that it was jet lag, lol.



If you had a penis for a day, what five things would you want to do? (or more than that, but at least five). Oh boy, I would have a field day! I would want to masturbate, have IC in every imaginable position, get a BJ -- and I would want all of those more than once I'm sure. I would probably spend hours looking at it -- in the mirror, looking down, with a mirror, lol. I would also want to take pictures of it, just in case my memories ever faded.



How many sex toys do you own, and do you have any plans, wishes or desires for new ones? If so, which ones? I'm currently down to 5 sex toys. One of which the batteries don't last long enough in, and one of which appears to have a short. There's nothing worse than an undependable vibrator! I want to get a set of the Smart Balls, as the Ben Wa balls I have are different. I also want a rabbit style vibrator, which I think hubby will be getting me as a b-day gift -- if I can wait 2 months. I would also love to have a lay-a-spot vibe and a g-spot vibe, but those will probably be for the next round. Oh, and then I also put in a gift request for a remote control vibe.



Do you let loose with a cuss word when aggravated, and if so, which one? Oh yeah, dammit is probably the most used. Then there are those times that anything might fly!



Are you afraid of flying? No, but I prefer larger, commercial planes.



Have you ever had an orgasm during your sleep? No, but apparently I've had very active sex in my sleep. That really pissed someone off once, lol.



Salty or sweet? BOTH, but I'll pick salty.



Vanilla or chocolate? Chocolate



Pasta or potatoes? Pasta



Rice or beans? rice



Meat or fish? meat



Hot peppers or ginger? hot peppers



If you were to hear someone at your front door, who is the least likely person or persons you would expect to see there? Ed McMahon telling me I won a lot of money!



Do you talk to yourself when you think you are alone? Of course, how else will I always get the right answer?



Do you remember your dreams? Not often. This is something I wish I could have control over. The parts, if any, that I do sometimes remember don't really make any sense.



DO you have unavowed fantasies, and no, I don't expect you to 'fess up. I did until very recently, but right now, I don't.



If I were to drop in on you unexpectedly, what spontaneous plans would you come up with? (Don't worry, I won't, but I have family members who are renowned for doing that...) Well, being that it was YOU dropping in, I would insist that we go to the nearby historic area. After a brief tour, we would have a great lunch, preferably outdoors with a view of the boats and waterway. I'm sure you would want to visit some of the specialty shops in that district, but on the way home, we would stop off at the Adam and Eve store to review their selection. I've never had a friend to go toy shopping with, and I'm sure we would have fun thinking of creative uses for their inventory. If you were staying for more than the afternoon, I would plan for us to take a boat ride on the river the second day. I'm sure you would love taking photos of Florida nature at it's best!



Are you having a good Satyrday? lol I'm having an "okay" Saturday. I have too many little chores to do today for my liking, but I'm clicking along at a comfortable pace getting them done.



Now I would like to know what plans you would make if you knew you were going to have a penis for a day?








Edited 9/15/2007 3:02 pm ET by cl-misty_mae




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Sat, 09-15-2007 - 3:36pm
Well isn't that cool that I got 100 posts on LTAS by asking you questions! Of course, it'll probably get me into some kind of trouble. lol

If I had a penis for a day, I'd start by waking up with a hard on - wonder what that's like? Having it relieved either by self satisfaction or the attention of someone else... hmmm, solo, I think, to get the hang of it and get a little more acquainted with it. Pee standing up, find out how my aim is, compared to those I've bitched about all these years. lol Scratch my nuts, stroke myself a little, push the fore-skin back and discover what THAT feels like because fore-skin fascinates me, it looks so wonderful. (Yes, guys, it does.) Discover how long it takes to get another hard on. Have a BJ, have intercourse, stuff it into a condom, just to feel how that is, too. Is it similar to having to endure sanitary napkins, in the sense of being an obligatory constraint? I wonder... all right, I'm yanking the damn condom off, cripes it's restrictive. Put on trousers, and adjust the package, try walking with it and seeing if that open legged swagger that guys have is instinctive because they need the room, or if it's because they think they're hot and it's one way of letting the hens in the hen house know it. Sit down, how does that feel? Dress left or right? Well I'm left handed, so I'd dress left, I guess, probably putting it straight up, since I don't think I'd like it hanging free in boxer shorts.

I agree with you, I'd spend hours looking at it, and would probably take pictures in case my memory faded of what it looked like.

All right, if I dropped in on you, that would be a really great way to spend some time together, and I would have to stay overnight! And of course I would take a lot of pitcures. Going to a toy shop together would be a blast, I've gone with my god-daugher and another time with my sister, it is SO much fun to go with someone!
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Sat, 09-15-2007 - 5:45pm
Wow, I never thought of caging my penis up, with trousers or condoms, lol. I would think a condom feels like wearing panty hose, or latex gloves. I can't imagine it would feel good, although it would be interesting to see how it felt all lubed up in there!









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Sun, 09-16-2007 - 7:38am
LOL about a condom feeling like wearing panty hose, I know who we could ask, but he hasn't been seen around here in months. You know, after I posted to you last night, I thought about trying a CB3000, too, but if I only had a penis for one day, I wouldn't want to waste it by doing that, so I think that trying a condom for a few minutes would be sufficient.

So, if you weren't going to put on trousers, were you going to stay naked all day? ROFL!

Did you realise that neither of us felt the need to specify how big we would be? Or get into a *mine is bigger than your's is* discussion. lol
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Sun, 09-16-2007 - 8:29am

I also can’t believe I missed this post, however I’m here now. And you already know the first question.


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Sun, 09-16-2007 - 8:49am

I know our pantyhose loving friend was off for the Summer, but I thought he would be back by now. Since we're speaking of him, that brought to mind another possibility ... using a variety of fabrics, and of course silk gloves, to touch my penis with.

I wonder if some men worry about the size of theirs in part because they don't love "penises" in the same sense that we do?

...and yes, I would plan to be naked all day!










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Sun, 09-16-2007 - 9:18am

1. Favorite type of panties color, style, fabric? Well that varies based on the occasion, but for sexy panties, I love these lacy ones that I have. They are made of a stretchy fabric, and are similar to boy shorts, but go up a bit toward the sides (sort of V shaped). The ones I have and absolutely love are actually the only pair of all white panties I own, and they have some silky/satin accents. I wear a white satin bra with them that has mock-lacing in the front. Drives hubby wild if he gets a glimpse of that bra while we're out.


2. Ever been in a MFM? I tried once when I was in college, and freaked out at the last minute. I have to say, if there's something I regret about my sexual past, that is probably it!


3. Favorite “shower time” fantasy? My favorite shower fantasy is actually very tame, lol. A strapping, faceless man, comes up from behind me and takes me from behind. I never know who he is or what he looks like, but it leaves me breathless every time.


4. Ever been caught masturbating? I've been walked-in on in the shower many times, but thanks to steam (or shower curtains) and sharp hearing, I've never actually been caught. Although, this is a fantasy of DHs -- to catch me MB in the shower, so one day, I will indulge him.


5. Do you ever role-play? If I have, it has only lasted for about 5 minutes, and it has not been elaborate with costumes or anything. I did take some outfits to try role play with when DH and I went away for a weekend together earlier this year, but we never got around to using them. I also have a hula outfit to wear one day that I'm waiting for cooler weather to use, as my plans involve the spa.


6. Most orgasms in one session? In all honesty, after 3, I loose count. I would say definitely 5 or 6 with a partner, 2 during solo.


7. Ever fake an orgasm? I have never faked an orgasm, but I have had partners who thought I had an orgasm when I hadn't. There have been times when I have failed to set the record straight.



Since you enjoyed the talk Nenu and I had, my question to you ....



What would you do if you woke up and found yourself to be a woman for the day?










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Sun, 09-16-2007 - 10:20am
Condoms are a necessary evil. Lubed condoms suck.


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Sun, 09-16-2007 - 11:00am

Hmmmm, I have been asked this question one time before at my old job. This is an interesting subject. I want to feel what it is like to get wet; I want to know what multiple O’s feel like. I want to feel what is like to have a penis inserted or another large object. I want to feel the sensation of rubbing the clit. I want to feel what it is like to feel the orgasm from the penis. I would stare at and take pictures of it also and probably film it during a hot solo session. And oh to be able to wear all those different panties and to feel them getting wet,,,yes a interesting subject indeed!


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Sun, 09-16-2007 - 12:43pm
So Steve, perhaps you could enlighten us on the difference between the feel of non-lubed and lubed condoms? What makes the lubed ones worse?