men do these apply to you?

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Registered: 06-03-1999
men do these apply to you?
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Thu, 03-27-2008 - 7:44pm

i was not sure if to do this as a poll but here goes


If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race... you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework... you're a poofter.
If you work too hard... there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing lazy prick.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay... you should get off your lazy ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her... that is favouritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you... its equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks.... its sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet... it's male indifference.
If you cry... you're a wimp.
If you don't... you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you... she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy... that's domination.
If SHE asks you... it's a favour.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear... you're a pervert.
If you don't... you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape... you're sexist.
If you don't... you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape... you're vain.
If you don't... you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers... you're after something.
If you don't... you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements... you're full of s**t.
If you're not... you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache... she's tired.
If you have a headache... you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often... you're oversexed.
If you don't... there must be someone else.

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Registered: 03-31-2007
Thu, 03-27-2008 - 9:26pm

Funny list, Sean, thanks for sharing.

I'm going to put in a request to move this to the top folder (Sex Talk) so more people will see it. You might get more responses there too ;-)





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Registered: 03-03-2008
Fri, 03-28-2008 - 10:24am

This is very insightful - and in many instances you really "hit the nail on the head".