My bf's sullied right hand.

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Registered: 04-13-2007
My bf's sullied right hand.
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Tue, 05-01-2007 - 5:21pm

This has now reached the level of fully cracking me up. My bf almost always masturbates himself to a climax rather than cumming inside me. It's not an issue of birth control, it's not an issue of he needs to do that, it's simply an issue of he loves cumming on me.

What really cracks me up is I have seen him j/o what, at least 100 times. He takes a few minutes each time so that's gotta be several hours in total. Funnier still is that, when he's just sitting there talking to you or asleep or whatever, his right hand is often in the exact same configuration it is when he's pleasuring himself. He's spent so many hours with his dick in it it has become permanently shaped!!!

When he shakes someone's hand I think sometimes I actually giggle. Man has his hand seen a lot of spit, sperm and vaginal juices. He's a super great and super yummy guy, he just really gets off on getting himself off!!!

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Registered: 04-13-2007
Wed, 05-02-2007 - 4:53pm
Yeah we do them a lot. Wednesday is one of our etched-in-stone date nights, he told me he's doing it that way tonight. Why won't she do them? If you don't get it in her eyes (really stings), what's the big deal?
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Registered: 02-01-2007
Wed, 05-02-2007 - 9:57pm

Size0, you and your bf seem to have a great relationship -- I must say that I'm very jealous of him. I have read many of your posts on this board and wish my relationship with DW was as good sexually.

Just wanted to let you know how good you have it -- i have a great interpersonal relationship with DW, but not the sexual relationship I want. If your man doesn't let you know how grateful he is, he should!

Welcome to the boards. I look forward to reading more from you ;)

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Registered: 10-16-2006
Fri, 05-04-2007 - 1:44am
S0, sounds like your guy and mine have a lot in common (big units, over-productive balls), especially the "pull out and come on your partner" move. Mine has his timing down a lot better, though...he pulls out, strokes it a few times and it's Old Faithful. I also love seeing him spurt, and as long it's not on my face it's all good.
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Registered: 04-13-2007
Fri, 05-04-2007 - 7:56am
Interesting how peeps differ. Yeah he pulls out well before he's ready to cum. I've only one or two times seen him do what you say. I don't think he's nearly as dramatic as your guy sounds. He almost always does it on my face rather than somewhere else though. lol but true.
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Registered: 11-15-2006
Fri, 05-04-2007 - 8:00am

I had to chuckle because I think of my dh's hands in a similar way. He is amazing at giving me g-spot orgasms doing this thing I call "pinching". Anyway I look at his hands so differntly now that he has been doing this and when we are out with people and holding a drink or shaking a hand, I have to chuckle thinking of what they were doing just a few hours ago!!



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Registered: 12-12-2006
Fri, 05-04-2007 - 9:23am
Your b/f would never make it in the Arab world. They NEVER touch themselves with their right hand. The left hand only is used for hygiene or pleasure. That's one of the reasons men shake hands with their right hand. The left hand is considered unclean, and it's even an insult to use the left hand to give something to another person.
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Registered: 04-20-2007
Fri, 05-04-2007 - 11:54am

She doesnt like having it all over here face.

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Registered: 11-22-2004
Fri, 05-04-2007 - 12:26pm
They don't have left-handed Arabs? lol
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Registered: 03-31-2007
Fri, 05-04-2007 - 3:43pm
Interesting Sakura. Knowing that, I think I'd probably end up in jail over there for trying to get a look at their left hands ;-)


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Registered: 03-27-2003
Sat, 05-12-2007 - 1:42pm

Well, mine bends slightly to the left, and I'm right handed. If anything, I've always attributed the bend to the fact I tend to wear it on the left side of my zipper. (If nothing else, it's easier to reach in and find it on the left side since I'm right handed).

I'm also totally comfortable with pleasuring myself in front of my partner. I wasn't always this comfortable, but I guess there's some things a person just grows into.

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