My first sex injury...I'm so proud lol!

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My first sex injury...I'm so proud lol!
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Sun, 06-29-2008 - 7:14pm

I haven't been here in ages...we had a bit of a "rough patch" but we've worked things out!


So I went to see him at work yesterday...he was working midnight-noon. It was SUPER quiet and we found a room to have a little fun in;) Now keep in mind that this was only my third time EVER having sex, so things are still a bit awkward lol. First of all, I decided to buy a new kind of condom...and I could NOT get it on him for the life of me! I had to ask him to help! Then, he bent me over a desk, and entered me from behind, which wasn't quite working. He then led me over to the stairs and I sort of got on my hands and knees for a different angle...nope, that wasn't going to work either. Finally, I laid down on the stairs and we did it the old fashioned way. Oh MAN did it EVER feel good!!! Let's just say that there was pounding involved lol. Later that night, my back was a bit sore but I thought nothing of it. This morning I looked in the mirror...and I have the BIGGEST bruise on my upper back that I've EVER seen. Seriously, it looks like someone beat my upper back with a baseball bat!!! Lesson learned...do it next time on something soft, and do NOT get into the missionary position when laying on hard stairs with metal edges (I was enjoying myself so much that I didn't feel a THING during).

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Sun, 06-29-2008 - 8:29pm

It's good to see you again, and glad to hear you worked things out.

Sorry about the bruise .... but I will say I have a couple of fond memories of sex on the stairs over the years!



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Tue, 07-01-2008 - 10:06am

After reading this, I had to post my injury on this!


It was right after we moved into our house. Of course we were tired and hadn't been alone for quite some time. (our dd was obviously not uysed to the new house) Either way, after my nightly shower, he was waiting in the bedroom, asking me to help him scratch his back. Little did I know that was going to remember this night forever.


We get going, He loves it when I am on top and he is right up against the wall. Gives him the support to sit up and me the chance to be able to 'hold' on to the wall. While I was going as hard as I could, he moved just the wrong way and my chin hit his head! OUCH!!!!! Needless to say, the session was over and when i got up to say something my tooth was chipped!! Thankfully it is a back one so it isnt like my front tooth, but wither way, it cracked down the side and i had to go get it fixed the next morning. I of course came up with a lie about what happened, the dentist is in a small town where we all know eachother. So after a 250 dollar fix, my tooth is fine now. But that was my injury of a lifetime. Bumps, bruises and even a few scratches has happened but never a chip.


Have a great day!!


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Tue, 07-01-2008 - 3:17pm

That was an expensive play date!

I once had a neighbor who broke her nose on the headboard. She did (without detail) tell us it was when they were fooling around. I bet that one was a difficult one to explain her way around at the ER, LOL.



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Tue, 07-01-2008 - 7:06pm
I think I should share mine too.

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Wed, 07-02-2008 - 6:20pm
"He loves it when I am on top and he is right up against the wall"...oh we are SO trying this! After our "break", I am ITCHING to try some of the stuff we said we were going to and I want to add this to the list...
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