Now THAT was an Eye Full!

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Registered: 03-31-2007
Now THAT was an Eye Full!
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Mon, 06-25-2007 - 8:33pm

Just a warning, if you get queasy easy, you might want to stop reading here. If you have a great sense of humor, read on....

Recently, when DH and I were having sex, we were in the "T" position. I had a massive g-spot orgasm, but we continued to have sex. As he continued to thrust, the ejaculate began "splashing" up to my face, eyes included. I seriously wanted to laugh, but I didn't dare. He was really close to his orgasm, and I didn't want to break his concentration (LOL).

I did tell him about it while we were basking in the afterglow, and it has provided for some rather amusing conversation :-D

Anyone else have any amusing sex stories to share?



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Registered: 06-12-2006
Sun, 07-01-2007 - 11:52am

You all are to funny, lol

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Registered: 11-15-2006
Sun, 07-01-2007 - 6:49pm

Dick Juice!! LMBO!!!

As a wife/gf I would be horrified. As a mother of a young man, I could see that happening!! I probably would have yelled something to that effect, I will have to remember that, hopefully not have to use it, but remember it!



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Registered: 02-17-2007
Fri, 07-06-2007 - 11:14pm
I have had that happen before...well, not exactly. My ejaculate sometimes comes gushing out quite forcefully (as it does) and if we are in the right position at the right time, it will run up his chest and shower me from his chin. lol It's usually right when or after he orgasms, so, I will playfully tell him, "honey, it is my auto-wash cycle." One time it got into my mouth, and that made me laugh uncontrollably for a few minutes.

 

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