Orgasms - So annoying!!!

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Registered: 01-07-2007
Orgasms - So annoying!!!
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Tue, 07-24-2007 - 5:22am

Heya,

Grr! Am I the only person who has this problem?!

It's never normally a problem, but sometimes when I'm masturbating I occasionally just *cannot* have an orgasm! Grrr!! It happened again last night - it's like reaching the top of a hill and, instead of making it over the top and down the other side, you just keep rolling back and you just lay there thinking:

"Yes, yes, yes, y.... ..... Ooooooooooohhh! ..... Yes, Y.... ..... Ooooooohhhh!!!"

*Rolls onto back and repeats*
*Rolls onto front and repeats"
*Reaches for the vibe*
*Throws the vibrator on the floor*
*Spends five minutes looking for the vibrator that has rolled under the bed*

SOOO annoying! Phew! At least writing that makes me feel better! :-)

Clare.

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Registered: 03-31-2007
Tue, 07-24-2007 - 8:09am

Clare -- I love the expression that you convey with your posts!

I have often been frustrated in such a way while masturbating. I have a much more difficult time having an orgasm when trying to masturbate in my bed than any other time! I'm a huge fan of masturbating in the shower because I have a great success rate with it. If I'm not in the shower, I usually try at least watching some porn to help me get there.



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Registered: 01-07-2007
Tue, 07-24-2007 - 8:36am

Hehe! Thanks! :-)

Perhaps an idea for a board poll... Am I the first person to break the 75 minutes barrier before *finally* accepting that I'm not having an orgasm?! That must be some kind of World record surely! :-)

Clare.

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Registered: 03-31-2007
Tue, 07-24-2007 - 8:48am
I'll say you're persistent if nothing else!!!! I don't think I would have lasted that long before giving up ;-)


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Tue, 07-24-2007 - 9:42am

Hehe! Thanks.

To be honest, I generally don't have much luck with these kinds of things.

To put things in perspective, about a year ago I managed to become the first person ever to buy/discover a lube that not only does what it is meant to do, but also numbs the "important bit" down there... I was not happy... And couldn't get rid of it!

I could have put twenty vibrators down there and still not felt a thing!!! Grrr!!!

Only could happen to me! :-)

Clare.