Please Someone help me...Im embaressed

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Registered: 05-10-2005
Please Someone help me...Im embaressed
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Thu, 10-05-2006 - 9:08pm
Last night after having great sex, my partner and I were sitting there and I leaned over to grab the laptop and of all things vaginally farted (queefed). Now I was so horrified I acted like it didn't happen, but I feel so horrible and feel like he's never going to talk to me again. What should I do?
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Registered: 07-26-2005
Thu, 10-05-2006 - 11:19pm

They happen to everyone, they're normal, natural and nothing to be embarassed about. You should have just laughed it off.

Wait until the first time you have real gas.....and you will! Bodies make noises....EVERYONE's bodies.

Trust me, he'll talk to you.

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Registered: 11-22-2004
Fri, 10-06-2006 - 12:13pm
It's totally disgusting but it does happen. It seems like if you have extremely vigorous sex and/or the guy has a fat penis it makes it that much worse. I made the most disgusting sound ever a couple of times after we were really going at it and then he came inside me. It was far, far worse than any 10-year-old's Whoopee Cushion -- sounding like a cross between a simple, uhh, fart and bubbling magma. And I think I could have counted to 30 -- it basically shook the walls. The guy's response? "Huhh??? ... oh. G'night!" lol
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Registered: 04-23-2004
Fri, 10-06-2006 - 6:25pm

There's nothing you should do and nothing to be embarrassed about, it just happens.


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Registered: 05-10-2005
Fri, 10-06-2006 - 7:51pm
Well, i want to thank all of you who replied. I feel a little better. That has just never happened to me before, and when I confided in a friend she got freaked out, so assumed because she was grossed out, he would never call me again. I guess it happens though, and life goes on right? Thank you.