Queef?

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Registered: 04-14-2006
Queef?
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Wed, 04-26-2006 - 3:47pm
The other day I was having sex and I ended up queefing(Vaginal Fart)adn I know it happens and I know it happens because air gets into the Vaginal area, but it's still embarassing when it happens. What can I do to make sure it never happens again. I do kegels, and I am not having sex with a hundred guys and I don't want to have to have sex missionary all the time either. Please help on this one.
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Registered: 04-23-2004
In reply to: kaddoodle
Wed, 04-26-2006 - 4:18pm

It has nothing to do with how many guys you have sex with or if you do kegel exercises.


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Registered: 09-17-2005
In reply to: kaddoodle
Wed, 04-26-2006 - 4:21pm
Best thing you can do is just laugh! Make sure your partner knows what it is (vaginal rather then anal) and I'm sure he'll find it really funny too. It happened to me once and when I explained what it was to my partner, we both laughed and as I laughed, it forced out more air which just made us laugh harder! You have to be able to laugh in the bedroom because sex isn't always perfect and awkward things will always happen. Bodies make funny noises, clothes don't come off gracefully, accidental headbutts occur... there's nothing you can do to stop them so you just have to learn to laugh! If your partner can't laugh with you then find someone more laid back with a better sense of humor.
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Registered: 03-09-2005
In reply to: kaddoodle
Wed, 04-26-2006 - 4:40pm
LOL. Reminds me of something I posted about this on another thread. The late Richard Pryor said when that happens women always have a good comeback. They'll say something like, "its talking to ya, baby."
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Registered: 03-26-2003
In reply to: kaddoodle
Wed, 04-26-2006 - 5:57pm
Happens to everyone at times. The only way NOT to have it happen again is to stop having sex. Hardly worth that though.
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Registered: 07-26-2005
In reply to: kaddoodle
Thu, 04-27-2006 - 12:00am

The only way to make sure it never happens is to give up sex as Katmandoo said. As UKgirl said, it's only one of many silly things that can happen. Learn to laugh, because it is a laughing matter.

Wait till the first time you pass REAL gas!

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Registered: 11-22-2004
In reply to: kaddoodle
Thu, 04-27-2006 - 10:47am
It is so gross but we go at it very vigorously, usually in missionary position as you say but with my legs way up, and I guess a lot of air just gets in there in between strokes or something. He doesn't cum inside me all that often but when he does the noise is that much grosser. I truly hate queefing, it lasts for several seconds and it always seems way way too loud. Worse still is that I have no idea I'm about to do it, it just happens. My lover just ignores it altogether now but at first you could see his eyebrow go up. I don't recall ever doing this before with another guy. Ewwww! But that's nature. lol