Question for guys (could be TMI)

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Registered: 11-22-2004
Question for guys (could be TMI)
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Thu, 01-27-2005 - 8:48pm
I have a new bf and things seem good. One thing he does is wierd and seemed gross until I asked him why: his penis is long, thin, almost vertical against his stomach when hard and upwardly-curved and when he has an erection the peehole is almost in his belly button. Anyhow, he seems to always wake up with a full erection and this AM I was taken aback for a second, he was peeing away into my bathtub. I said wtf and he said it just really does not feel good to pull it all the way down so as to aim at the toilet when it is like that. If he didn't hold it away and he had a hard-on, he would be peeing on himself. Makes sense I guess ... guys, does it really hurt or something to bend it downwards?
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Fri, 01-28-2005 - 2:29pm
It's wierd, I don't remember any other guys waking up each day with it so rigid, and in any case all the other guys' I've seen just pointed pretty much straight out. The end of his is beyond straight up, it curves back toward his tummy. I'm something of a neat freak and I do not favor the tub thing so this AM I just opened the window for him and kind of gigglingly asked that he take care of it that way; hopefully no one is too scandalized by it. Other than first thing in the AM, everything seems normal with him.
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Fri, 01-28-2005 - 3:32pm

reverse cowgirl is impossible over here too.

To the OP: a super hard erection in the morning is totally normal. It's even got a name - "morning wood"

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Fri, 01-28-2005 - 3:46pm
"One woman, 3 men...." Same here, Tish! And both my boys even put the seat and lid down habitually, now, without thinking about it! It's all in the training, huh?
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Fri, 01-28-2005 - 4:06pm
A joke......Whats the meaning of torque?.....Its when a man has a morning hard-on and he goes to use the toilet, so he pushes down on his penis sooooo hard that his feet slip out from under him........lol = torque..
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Fri, 01-28-2005 - 4:13pm

Great definition!

I don't think women know what it's like starting the day in the bathroom, bent over, looking at that one eye and hoping gravity takes effect. Maybe it's a basic problem of males trying to use plumbing fixtures designed for women.

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Fri, 01-28-2005 - 4:16pm
I've never understood why urinals aren't standard plumbing in homes. Sure would help keep things a lot cleaner! But boys, I DO believe that the toilet was invented by a man. Maybe he should have given more thought to the practicality.


Edited 1/28/2005 4:18 pm ET ET by katmandoo2001
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Fri, 01-28-2005 - 4:33pm

Agreed. Urinals would be completely appropriate. They presumably don't have to be as large as the ones in mens rooms.

Until then, I'm going to insist that he keep using the window, downstairs neighbors be damned lol. (It's not so much my sparkling clean tub, it's my sparkling clean tiles and maybe even the ceiling that I worry about.)

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Fri, 01-28-2005 - 4:41pm
I vote for both urinals and bidets. The morning problem is the darn thing points to the ceiling and is hard to bend. One would have to pay attention using a urinal. Even with a fenced back yard, one can't write one's name in the snow in that condition. Maybe life's not fair.
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Fri, 01-28-2005 - 5:59pm
Yes, bidets benefit both sexes since they're used to cleanse the anal area as well! Another alternative that we keep handy are the wet wipes right next to the toliet tissue.
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Fri, 01-28-2005 - 7:31pm

Yes, it does hurt to push it too far down when hard, and the angle seems to kink the plumbing somewhat as it's almost impossible to pee at all if I bend it down too hard. I often have to sit down and lean forward until my head is almost between my knees before I can aim down into the bowl and still go.

Henry