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Question for guys (could be TMI)
| Thu, 01-27-2005 - 8:48pm |
I have a new bf and things seem good. One thing he does is wierd and seemed gross until I asked him why: his penis is long, thin, almost vertical against his stomach when hard and upwardly-curved and when he has an erection the peehole is almost in his belly button. Anyhow, he seems to always wake up with a full erection and this AM I was taken aback for a second, he was peeing away into my bathtub. I said wtf and he said it just really does not feel good to pull it all the way down so as to aim at the toilet when it is like that. If he didn't hold it away and he had a hard-on, he would be peeing on himself. Makes sense I guess ... guys, does it really hurt or something to bend it downwards?

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reverse cowgirl is impossible over here too.
To the OP: a super hard erection in the morning is totally normal. It's even got a name - "morning wood"
Great definition!
I don't think women know what it's like starting the day in the bathroom, bent over, looking at that one eye and hoping gravity takes effect. Maybe it's a basic problem of males trying to use plumbing fixtures designed for women.
Edited 1/28/2005 4:18 pm ET ET by katmandoo2001
Agreed. Urinals would be completely appropriate. They presumably don't have to be as large as the ones in mens rooms.
Until then, I'm going to insist that he keep using the window, downstairs neighbors be damned lol. (It's not so much my sparkling clean tub, it's my sparkling clean tiles and maybe even the ceiling that I worry about.)
Yes, it does hurt to push it too far down when hard, and the angle seems to kink the plumbing somewhat as it's almost impossible to pee at all if I bend it down too hard. I often have to sit down and lean forward until my head is almost between my knees before I can aim down into the bowl and still go.
Henry
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