Question for guys (could be TMI)
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Question for guys (could be TMI)
| Thu, 01-27-2005 - 8:48pm |
I have a new bf and things seem good. One thing he does is wierd and seemed gross until I asked him why: his penis is long, thin, almost vertical against his stomach when hard and upwardly-curved and when he has an erection the peehole is almost in his belly button. Anyhow, he seems to always wake up with a full erection and this AM I was taken aback for a second, he was peeing away into my bathtub. I said wtf and he said it just really does not feel good to pull it all the way down so as to aim at the toilet when it is like that. If he didn't hold it away and he had a hard-on, he would be peeing on himself. Makes sense I guess ... guys, does it really hurt or something to bend it downwards?

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I know dear, LOL, thats exactly what I was saying too, but I suppose some erections are THAT unmovable that not even sitting down on the toilet seat will relieve them.
Furthermore, if the only way to get that erection down for some men is to actually urinate, then let that be another lesson for us all that we all have different physiologies I guess, lol.
C H A R A C T E R
RAOFL!!!, clean freaks like us even disinfect the toilets after EACH use too I bet, huh?
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C H A R A C T E R
>>I DO believe that the toilet was invented by a man.<<
Toooo many times we boys are picked on for creating things while the girls are the ones who simply correct our mistakes along the way anyway. RAOFLMHO!!!
C H A R A C T E R
>>Don't forget, we have a heck of time on camping trips or looooong car trips with no toilet in sight!<<
RAOFLMHO!!! The Mrs. says try getting stuck in a MN blizzard for hours before you're rescued! LOL!!
C H A R A C T E R
WAIT! I agree they are a great idea, but even in my 9 x 12 master bath there would be no room to add both a urinal and a bidet. It would mean a smaller jacuzzi tub. NO WAY!!!
How about we have him urinate in a bottle in the morning and pour it into the toilet?
My DH very often waits until he's in the shower stall to pee. We never discussed why. I just thought he was saving time in the morning. Thank you guys for helping me to understand him a little better.
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