Question for guys (could be TMI)

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Registered: 11-22-2004
Question for guys (could be TMI)
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Thu, 01-27-2005 - 8:48pm
I have a new bf and things seem good. One thing he does is wierd and seemed gross until I asked him why: his penis is long, thin, almost vertical against his stomach when hard and upwardly-curved and when he has an erection the peehole is almost in his belly button. Anyhow, he seems to always wake up with a full erection and this AM I was taken aback for a second, he was peeing away into my bathtub. I said wtf and he said it just really does not feel good to pull it all the way down so as to aim at the toilet when it is like that. If he didn't hold it away and he had a hard-on, he would be peeing on himself. Makes sense I guess ... guys, does it really hurt or something to bend it downwards?
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Registered: 01-12-2004
Sat, 01-29-2005 - 6:35pm
Yep, you can feel every bump in the road, and when camping it's embarrassing to get caught half-undressed in a compromising position. I've tried standing without success. I wonder if anyone has used that little funnel that you hold against yourself through the zipper?
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Registered: 01-29-2005
Sat, 01-29-2005 - 7:37pm
I'm a female and I'm confused as to how that can even be a question. Sorry but I am.
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Registered: 11-22-2004
Mon, 01-31-2005 - 5:50am
Yuck, I don't know about the bottle thing! That seems kind of gross. I like having him go out the window when he's like this in the morning -- it really makes me giggle. It's fun to hold his penis for him when he does it too. Look out beloooooowwwwwww ...
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Registered: 07-21-2004
Mon, 01-31-2005 - 6:47am
I don't see the big deal about peeing in the bathtub... afterall it's easier to clean urine in the tub than off the floor (we've carpet in the bathroom), isn't it? He could just give the tub a quick rinse and spray some disinfectant cleaner (or a mixture of bleach and water), and it's shiny and clean as ever. Plus the truth is that urine, although smelly, really isn't that dirty. Peeing outside the window sounds quite inappropriate, plus it's probably illegal.
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Registered: 03-26-2003
Mon, 01-31-2005 - 10:36am

Urine IS sterile until it hits the air and becomes food for bacteria and THEN it becomes really unsanitary! The problem was that her BF was doing this without telling her, she caught him, and not rinsing out the tub. Not cool and not sanitary.

And the first time his urine landed on the head of a policeman or one of her neighbors....in other words, got caught, then yes, he'd be in jail. Public urination is against the law.

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Mon, 01-31-2005 - 10:38am
And this is why we have water purification systems.....thank God! LOL!
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Mon, 01-31-2005 - 3:24pm
No, I haven't tried the funnel, but I will certainly get one if we ever go camping again! It's just miserable without one. But when it comes to #2, men and women are equally challenged in that setting, aren't they? LOL!
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Registered: 07-18-2003
Mon, 01-31-2005 - 4:15pm
I assume the funnel requires less undressing, and stand behind a tree like a guy?
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Registered: 11-22-2004
Mon, 01-31-2005 - 8:13pm

Fair enough. I think it just goes out into the alley but I take your point ... i wonder if anyone would figure out what it is lol.

In any case I don't remember ever seeing anyone with this problem before. Most bfs have had it sometimes partially hard when they wake up but it's never even remotely been an issue whether they could hit the toilet. It seems like this guy literally cannot.

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Tue, 02-01-2005 - 1:44am
That's the way it's advertised anyway. Another plus is that it funnels everything away from your legs and feet! You just unzip, (although, I would imagine you'd have to slip your pants some)position it over your urethra and let her go.