Question for guys (could be TMI)

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Registered: 11-22-2004
Question for guys (could be TMI)
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Thu, 01-27-2005 - 8:48pm
I have a new bf and things seem good. One thing he does is wierd and seemed gross until I asked him why: his penis is long, thin, almost vertical against his stomach when hard and upwardly-curved and when he has an erection the peehole is almost in his belly button. Anyhow, he seems to always wake up with a full erection and this AM I was taken aback for a second, he was peeing away into my bathtub. I said wtf and he said it just really does not feel good to pull it all the way down so as to aim at the toilet when it is like that. If he didn't hold it away and he had a hard-on, he would be peeing on himself. Makes sense I guess ... guys, does it really hurt or something to bend it downwards?
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Registered: 11-26-2004
Tue, 02-01-2005 - 12:59pm

Actually, Kat, it's a great thing that urinating in public is against the law. The smell of urine is destructive. It's as destructive as grafiti. I recently went to the hospital to visit someone and I used the stairs of the parking lot. It was apparent that it was a public urinal for some people. The scent was so offensive, I nearly vomitted.

He'd be better off urinating in the tub rather than the window....at least he'd only be destroying his own property(not to mention that he may be seen by someone and subsequently arrested for indecent exposure). Urine stinks when stagnant...and is therefore destructive to property.




Edited 2/1/2005 1:08 pm ET ET by rain_dancer_iam
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Tue, 02-01-2005 - 3:38pm

I would never argue in favor of public urination, believe me! I'm with you on the damage it causes (mold, etc.) but it's very unsanitary as well!

But the problem is that it's HER tub he's peeing in, not his! I do feel for the guy's predicament, but there has to be a better way. Maybe he should avoid liquids after a certain time when he's at her place or empty his bladder at least once during the night to avoid this morning woody problem!




Edited 2/1/2005 3:52 pm ET ET by katmandoo2001
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Tue, 02-01-2005 - 3:49pm
That *DEPENDS*. ;-) Get it? DEPENDS. He can always opt for diapers. tee hee
Imagination is more important than knowledge." (Albert Einstein )
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Tue, 02-01-2005 - 3:56pm
That's definitely an option but good luck to the OP in trying to get one on him!!!! I was thinking a funnel attached to a tube to direct it into the toilet.
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Tue, 02-01-2005 - 7:24pm
I can see the guys aren't getting much sympathy for a physical condition and need. Now it's and attachment for the attchment. Maybe we're closer to a solution.
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Tue, 02-01-2005 - 8:02pm
Sorry Sumguy, there just

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Tue, 02-01-2005 - 8:07pm

The heck with the policeman, if I ever get pee'd on while


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Registered: 03-26-2003
Wed, 02-02-2005 - 10:33am
I'd say you get as much sympathy about this "condition" as we get once a month! LOL!
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Wed, 02-02-2005 - 12:34pm
Yep, looks like his only option is a catheter ......
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Wed, 02-02-2005 - 12:46pm

yes, bending a firm errection down can hurt.

The angle is in the range of normal variation and morning full bladder errections are alos normal