Sex Related Injury Report.....

iVillage Member
Registered: 10-15-2006
Sex Related Injury Report.....
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Sat, 10-25-2008 - 5:21pm

With all of the exercise going on around here...and the discussion of injuries....I got to thinking.....


Does anyone have a sex related injury to report?


Pulled a hamstring?


Threw out a back?


Got a cramp?


Do Tell!























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"To get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with." - Mark Twain



Mrs P

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iVillage Member
Registered: 02-28-2006
Sat, 10-25-2008 - 5:24pm
DW suffered a stiffness in her shoulder last night that was seriously interfering with her ability to reach orgasm. Drastic measures needed to be employed (for the orgasm, not the shoulder).


iVillage Member
Registered: 10-15-2006
Sat, 10-25-2008 - 5:28pm

Might I ask the method of treament you employed?


(smiling)























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"To get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with." - Mark Twain



Mrs P

iVillage Member
Registered: 03-31-2007
Sat, 10-25-2008 - 5:30pm
I don't have any recent injuries to report, but I'll work on trying to get some in the next couple of days, LOL.




iVillage Member
Registered: 02-28-2006
Sat, 10-25-2008 - 5:32pm
It involved taking over driving the vibrator for a while, and allowing her to simply go along for the ride... until she reached her most pleasant destination.

(smiling)


iVillage Member
Registered: 10-15-2006
Sat, 10-25-2008 - 5:48pm

Years ago, when he was running

Mrs P

iVillage Member
Registered: 10-15-2006
Sat, 10-25-2008 - 5:50pm

Ahhhh....a quick substitution!


Good thinking!























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"To get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with." - Mark Twain



Mrs P

iVillage Member
Registered: 12-25-2006
Sat, 10-25-2008 - 5:55pm

>>>>I'd make him walk it off and get back in the game.<<<<


Was he singing "Put me in coach" at the time?











iVillage Member
Registered: 10-15-2006
Sat, 10-25-2008 - 6:37pm

LOL Moon! I love that song....and Mr Fogerty & his little band.


DH was definitely not singing when this happened......and I put on my best "Mike Ditka" scowl and told him to suck it up!


Geez......























redwine.jpg picture by mrspe2007


"To get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with." - Mark Twain



Mrs P

iVillage Member
Registered: 12-25-2006
Sat, 10-25-2008 - 7:03pm
I've seen that Mike Ditka scowl...lol!











iVillage Member
Registered: 08-30-2008
Sun, 10-26-2008 - 1:49am
I should be so lucky to have a sex related injury.

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