She says, He says.

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Registered: 04-20-2008
She says, He says.
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Mon, 05-12-2008 - 7:16pm

A woman is standing nude in front of the bedroom mirror. She's not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel terrible! I look old,fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment! The husband replies "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".


Result: Husband has been in self service mode for a month.


Moral to the story: Husband should have told her what she wanted to hear! LOL




Edited 5/12/2008 7:19 pm ET by donald137

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Registered: 03-31-2007
Mon, 05-12-2008 - 10:15pm
LOL