slip of the tongue

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Registered: 12-21-2004
slip of the tongue
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Fri, 12-16-2005 - 3:53pm
I was talking to my boss and coworker at lunch today and went my boss a question and had a slip of the tongue.
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Fri, 12-16-2005 - 6:13pm
Of course! Those Freudian slips happen to everyone at some time. The more careful you try to be, the more likely you'll say it anyway!
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Registered: 11-17-2005
Fri, 12-16-2005 - 9:06pm
Got one for you! My SIL, MIL and I were out shopping during Thanksgiving break and we bought a chair for my SIL's husband. We were trying to figure out how to get it back to the house. We figured we go back and get my SIL's truck, but it was a stick shift. My SIL asked if I could drive a stick shift. I said "Do you know how long its been since I drove a "STIFF STICK!" We laughed for hours! What a slip!

 

 

 

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Sun, 12-18-2005 - 5:55am
I like to watch the returns on the news on voting days, and I keep waiting for a newscaster to say "erection" instead of "election". I haven't heard it yet, but I can't imagine it hasn't happened somewhere.
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Registered: 07-22-2004
Sun, 12-18-2005 - 12:15pm

After the typical 2 foot snowstorm we just had, I've decided to bring back an old one from long ago:

TV newscasters chit chatting about the weather forecast in their area...yes, they were live while talking about it. Male meteorologist the night before predicted some snow overnight. As usual, didn't happen. So the current day, live, on air, the lady anchor decides to pick on the poor chap and smugs this line on him--

"So, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"

 

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Sun, 12-18-2005 - 8:42pm
Para, now that one was a REALLY funny slip up. LOL
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Registered: 10-28-2004
Sun, 12-18-2005 - 10:37pm

I work in a hospital and had a crush on one of the doctors. He asked me to arrange sperm banking for a patient.

When giving him the address for the patient, I said "he has to COME at ____ street - oh my god - I meant he has to go there." It would have been fine if I didn't point out my mistake but after I did, we both stood there with red faces.

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Registered: 07-22-2004
Tue, 12-20-2005 - 6:48am

whooooops!

;D

 

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Registered: 07-22-2004
Tue, 12-20-2005 - 7:10am

Co-workers say the darndest things, Volume IV, LOL!!! We'd make a killing, ay?, lol.

I think women are darn good with computers too, ahem, up until we heard what we heard last month at work. Oooooh boy!

These two at the receptionist desk were working on this troublesome computer, trying to burn some new software that had 2 CDs for the installation. No problem, right?

Well after refusing our help, me & a fellow manager, he and I backed away just before we accidentally overheard one of them frustratingly shout to the other, "NO! Make sure its finished before erecting it!..............Oh my gosh!, I meant 'ejecting' it!"

I'm still in tears, LOL! Oh well, I think we all must've slipped up ourselves at least , wouldn't you think?

 

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Registered: 08-12-2002
Tue, 12-20-2005 - 4:39pm
A couple of days ago on the radio the female radio presenter was doing her weekly beauty presentation with two health and beauty women. They were talking about Lush, a shop here in New Zealand that sells natural beauty products. The shops always smell really yummy when you walk past. Anyway, one of the women was saying that if you can't get to a shop, you can go to their website www.lush.cum then she realised what she'd said and corrected with, "I mean com". Well everyone was in hysterics.